I really want Garfield to snap my fucking ankles in half . Ever since I was a little boy I’ve dreamed of having that seductive orange cat whisper into my ear “I hate Mondays” and then crack my ankles with a satisfying crunch while I moan in pleasure . I feel like I was born just for the purpose of getting my ankles snapped by Garfield while he shoves his cum filled lasagne down my throat . Maybe if it wasn’t for that piece of shit Jon this fantasy would become a reality. God I’m getting horny just thinking about that cat.