When you’re balls deep in your 13th Mongolian child sex slave and about to nut but then the KKK and the Secret Nazi organization hack your computer and change the screen from your 34 terabytes of senior midget minecraft fidget spinner helium vape porn to the earrape version of blacks and Jews being gassed, shot and burned at the stake when all of a sudden the FBI burst through your door while an LGBT vegan feminism rally tears down your basement walls triggering all 48 of your Mongolian child sex slaves’ Vietnam War flashbacks causing them to grab all the guns you were going to shoot up the school with and start firing everywhere as the emo muslim kid quietly whispers “Allah Akbar” and hangs himself while his bomb ticks down while you sit back in a wheelchair you stole from the vegetable you threw onto the highway with all your corgis dressed in rompers as you respect women and crack open a cold one with the boys on a brisk Saturday afternoon but then you find out that the furries that got killed in the Texas Church shooting put choccy milk in your bleach so you call the Vegas shooter and the Unabomber to kill them but then OJ blocks your path so you have to start doing vore with him in order to pass but when you do you go over trumps wall, and then North Korean soliders start chasing you because they think you’re the soldier that crossed the DMZ, so you run like sanic but then Kevin Spacey shoots you with an arrow and it hits your knee and then while he’s eyefucking you Kuta Kintie shoves Anal Beads made by Ajit Pai up your ass so fast that it rips a hole in space and time and it destroys net neutrality, making the reddit, 9gag, ifunny, and 4chan soliders declare war in the FCC, resulting in u/spez to die, and after years of war, the memers win, but then there is a war between normie and dank, so the rick and morty fans visit you and give you huge intellect so you can cease the war, letting there be two Sovereign Countries, normieland and danktopia, but while some dank people are searching for memenium, they stumble upon two other nations, the Jake Paulers and Logang. And all was peaceful. Until one day, the Jake Paulers Nation attacked Logang with “It’s everyday bro” and so danktopia sends you to aid Logang to attack them with the hit single, “I play pokemon go” but then Billy the fridge comes and shoves his donut chain down your throat, so you pull out your 1000 degree knife but then he sits on you, killing you.