So basically my Minecraft girlfriend and I were celebrating our 5 day anniversary and when we were dining on some cooked chicken she told me that she maked the sex to FagNi66er69, a friend introduced to her by me, over Minecraft. She told me she was sorry but i think shes using me for my diamonds. She also told me that FN69’s sticky piston was hard as obsidian and bigger than mine and that she liked all of his slimeballs on her, and something like that she wanted his creeper to explode in her mine tunnel, after that she said that his bonemeal fertilized her, whatever that stuff means. Anyways what is your advice?