This reminds me of the one time i was looking for my custom made pearl finish glow in the dark dragon dildo. Long story short I ended up pushing my dad down the stairs after finding him riding it while dressed as a sexy sponge (it was after the Halloween party, he had a tradition of dressing as various sexy pastries). Even tho I was angry as I was, I’ll never forget the sight of a 62 year old man in stockings and white lingerie spiralling down the stairs spraying cum and tears just to land with a hearty POP as my veiny white angel shot out of his puckered love cavern. I really do miss working at the children’s hospital… we always had the best orgies.