Dear Associated Psy-Ops,

I gather on some level you consider yourselves ‘journalists’ – whatever that even means anymore in our society. Please explain to me then how you deal with the cognitive dissonance that must come from counting yourselves as journalists while participating in and profiting from an organization that clearly has motives contrary to what most would describe as ‘journalism.’

No reasonable human being with the ability to think critically about the world around them could possibly view your organizations ‘secret win’ story as anything other than a brazen and malicious act of psychological programming on a population in an effort to undermine the democratic will of the people.

If I were you, my resignation letter would have been completed hours ago. How you proceed is something your own consciences will be forced to reckon with.

Yours truly, The Internet