I sexually identify as Flame Hyenard. Ever since I was a pup I dreamed of burning a ground. People tell me that being a Flame Hyenard is impossible and that I’m Splash Warfly but I don’t care, those guys are Vanishing Gungaroos. I’m having a plastic surgeon attach some flame throwers to me and then I can burn it to the ground. From now on everyone should respect my right to be Flame Hyenard and my right to burn; protecting my right of burning. If you can’t accept me you are a Hyenardaphobe and should check your burning ground privilege, fucking Snipe Anteater scum. For those who do accept me as Flame Hyenard, thanks for making the pain stop.