I was at the cinema yesterday alone watching the movie Shazam and one guy next to me was being very rude and talkative. He kept making sounds and providing unnecessary commentary to the movie and it was distracting. People that talk during movies usually defend themselves by saying, “If you tell me to be quiet, I’ll be quiet,” but some people get anxious about telling people to be quiet during movies. I don’t want to be the bad guy, but this time I had enough and I just wanted to enjoy the movie.

First, I just glared at him and hoped that he would get the message. He didn’t. I looked over again and gestured with my arm to keep the volume down, and he said, “relax”. I didn’t want to go to the front desk because I would be missing more of the movie, so instead I said, “If you continue talking, I will go to the front desk.” He said, “Well, you better go talk to the front desk then cause I’m a paying customer.” I was furious and walked out of the theater to complain at the front, but as I walked out I saw him following behind me.

“Are you actually gonna complain? He said, “I’m sorry I talked man, I just get excited during movies. That’s why I’m at a matinee because I want to be the only person in the theatre. I didn’t think this movie was as popular as it was. I’m sorry, is there anyway I can make it up to you?”

“You can make it up to me after the movie.” So we went back in and watched the rest of Shazam, but this time he sat next to me. When the credits rolled, he turned over and said, “I’ve been waiting for the credits,” and he kissed me. I pulled away and said, “I think there’s a post credits scene.” After the post credits scene, he grabbed the collar of my shirt and pulled me towards him as we embraced. We sat there kissing until the lights went up in the theatre, and he grabbed my hand and guided me to the bathroom, where he laid his hand on my back and bent me over. His fingers slid into my belt loop and pulled my pants to my ankles. I didn’t see him pull his cock out of his pants but I felt him press the tip into me. He fucked me, in and out, as his chest smashed against my back. We both came and he pulled his cock out of my cum filled ass and he kissed me on the forehead.

Shazam was very good, 8/10, but please do not talk during movies, it is disrespectful.