I sexually Identify as a Trebuchet. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of launching 90kg stones at targets 300m distant. People say to me that a person being a trebuchet is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install strong oaken beams, a counterweight and a 90kg stone missile on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Warwolf” and respect my right to launch 90kg stones 300m. If you can’t accept me you’re a trebuphobe and need to check your siege weapon privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.