Po: Here goes nothing… (Opens the scroll. He screams upon seeing it. Rick, Morty, and the Furious Five gasp.) …LITERALLY, because there’s nothing written on it. It’s blank!

Shifu: What?

Po: Here, look!

Shifu: No, I am forbidden to look upon- (Takes the scroll and examines it.) Blank… I don’t… I don’t understand.

Rick: (burps) Uh-oh.

Po: Dude, I don’t see any writing on it! Okay, so, like, Oogway… was just a crazy old turtle after all.

Rick: This has to be a prank! (Pulls out a scanner, takes the scroll, and scans it. Nothing.)

Shifu: No… Oogway was wiser than us all.

Morty: Yeah, wise enough to troll us noobs!

Po: Oh, come on! Face it, he picked me by accident. Of course I’m not the Dragon Warrior.

Rick: (burps) I’ve never seen a noob get trolled by someone so old. (Uses a flashlight with a purple light bulb to find a hidden message on the scroll.)

Po: (annoyed) Wow, thanks.

Rick: Look on the (burps) bright side: You already mastered Kung Fu.

Morty: So you have like a better chance at defeating tai lung.