Hey, motherfucker. Did you not realise by my name that I identify as the Egyptian Moon God, Khonsu and I am only to be referred to by that name and no other? Gender is below me and the mere utterance of a gender in my direction makes me scoff at you. I wouldn’t even offer pittance to your feeble soul, wanderer. I require you to relinquish your stock of Twizzlers to me as payment for your delinquency. Shame!