Are you looking for a date? ‘Cause I’ll tell you this, there’s not a man on God’s green Earth I wouldn’t beat half to death if he didn’t show you the respect I deserve. I’ll take care of you bro, and you take care of me, OK?

I’ll pick you up at your work. If that prick keeps you there one minute past.. I’ll be coming in and you know it won’t be good. ‘Cause I’ll be pulling muscle posses in the foyer in my metallic-swole-thong-briefs. Like you like it. /flex

That’s enough about me, why don’t you tell me a little about yourself?

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