WHY?! WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO WITH THESE FAIR LADIES? All I want to do is come here for an asexual experience that will exercise my brain but I am constantly titillated by these vixens with their prodigious hips and provocative figures. Can I never satiate this thirst, will I ever know the touch of a woman and enter between her loins?

Will my seed ever drip from her moistened hole?”