I sexually identify as a hip hop producer. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of going through NYC dropping my fire mixtapes on disgusting children. People say to me that a person being a good hip hop producer is impossible and that I’m fucking retarded, but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having Skrillex install a pirated version of GarageBand and samples on my computer and a microphone. From now I want you guys to call me “Swagger H” and respect my right to release my fire mixtape. If you can’t accept me you’re a swaggophobe and need to check your musical privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

This is a re-upload from my old account that has since been terminated.