\_\_\_\_ is a professional clown (🤡🤡). They’ve been clowning around for many years. Their first tour was in the United States in Philadelphia. They were part of John Bill Rickett’s April 3rd, 1793 show. Monsieur \_\_\_\_ has the privilege of being the unusual holder of the prestigious title of ‘most decorated clown in history’. They have received the Clown Army Distinguished Service Cross, 🤡the Clown Navy Cross,🤡 the Clown Air Force Cross, 🤡the Clown Coast Guard Cross, the Clown Medal of Honor, the Clown Distinguished Flying through a Fiery Hoop Cross and The Clownze Star, amongst many other awards. The most notable of these awards is the Clown Purple Heart, in which they lost 5 limbs and 3 arms protecting his fellow clowndiers, fireClownman carrying them out of a fiery tent when a tiger caught fire, was eaten by monkeys that caught rabies, went onto the gasoline soaked canvas tent and spontaneously combusted, setting the elephant cage on fire, who then proceeded to storm the Clown Capitol on January 6th. However, they realised that the real clown was inside them all along. Their aspirations and goals are varied, but one day, they hope to be promoted to head clown. Maybe, one day, the entire circus.🤡