Consider yourself lucky, kid. You got me to take out my cock. I was hoping it didn’t have to come to this. Even I thought I wouldn’t have to do this. Witness me as pull out my sword, a beautiful piece of glorious 3-foot man-meat, beat off over sixty-nine thousand times, crafted by the greatest sluts the land of Mary’s Club has to offer. I have trained with this blade on several porn sites, but my dick exceeded the strength of even their hottest live cam whores. My techniques have been perfected through infinite fapping, my instincts honed by years of masturbation in the far off land of Montreal. Your depravity has doomed you to a death devoid of honor, be grateful that I at least grant you death by the wang using only 5% of my boner blood. \*teleports behind you with erect penis out\* Nothin’ personnel kid \*blows load\*.