As I make my way in the room I kick my shoes off. Work was tiring today and I was exhausted. As I walk into the kitchen to grab a water I come face to face with Ed Sheeran. Oh how I loved his beautiful eyes and ginger hair that reminded me of the literal fire that came out of my ass after eating Taco Bell once. He moved over to me and grabbed me by the chin as he pinned be against the wall. “How was work baby darling?” He said as he grasped my ass. I smacked him giving him a look of confusion. “Ed, my dearest. I already said I am not ready for sexual intercourse. I don’t even know how”
“I can teach you darling” He said in this terrible but attractive country accent for absolutely no reason, it was just funny. I spin him around and accidentally drop him to the ground as his head cracks open.