Hey big spender:
Picture this.
It’s dark. Not too dark that you can’t see just comfortable to move and maybe hold a game of monopoly. Around candle light if I may.
The smell of success and aura of a the guy was around.
A man sat at a flat black coffee table. No music. No tv.
Nothing but the man and the table. He was hunched over the table in an animalistic like fashion almost sinister but he wasn’t up to any mischief tonight oh no.
There was a slight protrusion from the end of his nose he called it ‘Diego’
Diego wasn’t an ordinary protrusion. Diego was his penis. The doctors had to make an emergency recovery from a business accident and re attach him there.
The guy didn’t mind..
He loved to smell Diego. He smelled like success. Everything the man loved in life. Everything he treasured.. everything he knew..
Right there..
For the world to see..
He was proud.
And with that he lent forward Diego now mere centimetres from the glass top.
He smirked and licked his big ripe lips “go Diego. Go” And one solid cum sausage emerged as the man lay it across the top.
He sat back.
“Yessss”
And In one swift motion he sucked the sausage up his nose.
“I’m so proud of you guy”
Fín