\>at a coffee shop
\>an ADOREBLE gurl wolks in
\>my PEENUS becomes stiff and I staht tah feel like BILL CLINTOHN
\>SOOPAH MALE VITALUHTY kicks in so I get the cohredge tah TOLK tah her
\>”OI! Did yew know NOINETY FOH PASENT of peeple don’t trost the MAYNE-STREEM-MEATIER”
\>she looks confused so I tolk moh loudly
\>”DID YEW KNOW MAIKUL MOH IS A SAG OF SHIT”
\>IMAJUN MY SHOCK whin she stahts to roon away
\>”OI! ROONIN AWAY FROM ME IS NOT A LEHJITIMUT FOHM OF PROW-TEST YEW UTTAH FOOKIN MOW-RON”
\>that fill wun no GEE-EEF