I am the largest Jules Simp in all existence. No one can rival me. Not even I-Simp-For-Jules. The things I would do to spend the rest of eternity with Jules. I would bend space and time for this woman, this absolute Goddess. When I see her, my penis becomes so incredibly erect that you can classify it as harder than diamond. The urge to grab her by those hips, those beautiful childbearing hips, and thrust my penis into her, is unquenchable. The things we would do together, are infinite. I could imagine it now, me, removing her bra as her beautiful breasts creep out. We would kiss for hours, enjoying the amazing feeling of each other rubbing our bodies against each other. Don’t even get me started on what I would do to impregnate her. I would burn down cities, ravage planets and solar systems to pass my genes through her. To watch as she grew our wonderful set of offspring inside her for nine months. It would be the best thing I would ever experience. But alas, I must suffer the greatest pain in this wretched plane of existence. To wake up from my dreams of stroking her hair as we stare deeply and lovingly into each other’s eyes. It pains me to remember that Jules is but a fragment of my imagination, nothing but a character for me to fantasize about. I hate Epic Games with a fiery passion for bringing her, an Angel into existence, only to tease me. Only to hold victory right above my head. It’s too much to bare. I have mental breakdowns because I know the woman I love with all my heart will never be real. I will never have the pleasure of feeling her breasts pressed against my chest as we passionately kiss each other as the sun sets. Epic Games is a monster for treating me this way. I will never forgive them for what they have done to me. But for now, until by some heavenly miracle, I meet the love of my life, Jules, I will continue to fantasize about her and her beautiful face. I will forever love her, no matter what. I am the Ultimate Jules Simp.