First, this guy looks so stiff in almost every single picture taken on his first few albums it’s hard to believe he could make such emotional music. I mean he looks like the teacher that every kid hates to have a class with because he never tells a joke. Even more unbelievably he’s a fucking heroin addict? I mean his pictures make it look like the craziest he gets is when he splurges on a diet Dr. Pepper. Second, in contrast with his earlier appearance by the 70s this guy looks like an old-school pimp. I mean that fucking beard is incredible. And of course the music is magical. But, I needed to get this random couple of thoughts off my chest and there’s nobody I can talk to who even knows who Bill Evans is.