Listen here you peanut-brained mongoloid, I have released my mind from its shackles, I have attained a level of intelligence and speed of thought so far beyond your own so as to be incomprehensible to your tiny mind. The more I see of the world, the more I understand of the infinite myriad of universes. Your puny intellect is imprisoned within a weak bag of flesh and water, I am a being of pure power capable of traversing across time and space, of seeing realms of existence you could never imagine in a million fever-dreams. If you think you can start a fight with me and come out the other side intact, then you’re mistaken. I will travel back to the day you were conceived, cuck your father mid-coitus, then force your mother to ingest a concoction of chemicals that will cause you to suffer just enough brain damage and developmental issues so that you’re right in the sweet spot of being too strong to leave on life support but too weak to survive on your own. You will be dependent on your parents, your mother and I, for the rest of your miserable life, and you can bet everything you will ever come to own (nothing) that I will abuse you every waking moment until the very minute you finally give in to the sweet embrace of death.