Little known fact about Jews:

Jews have a secret website they can go to that gives the antisemitism forecast. It’s kind of like a weather forecast, but for antisemitism. It helps them decide if they will leave the house or not that day. Like if there is more than a 60% chance antisemitism, maybe they will stay inside that day.

Antisemitism fluctuates throughout the day and varies seasonally in different regions. Scientists who study the semitic climate are called judeologistss That website displays environmental allergen forecasts for some reason as well.