Today⏰ we celebrate🍾🍸😄 the summit🏔 of the 2018th return🔄🔄 of our most🔝 beloved💓💗 occasion ‘no🙅‍♂️ nut🥜 November’. During this time⏰ we see men🤷‍♂️ begin to fly✈️, control👊 the weather☀️🌨❄️💧, do math📝 at amazing😲 speeds🏃‍♂️ akin to such brain boggling😵 like 89 + 10😬

Now⏰ I was at church⛪️ like a good Christian⛪️ is at 2AM⏰ and then I started thinking🤔. How is god👼 so powerful✊? And then⏰ it hit🤛 Everyday📅 for him👨 is no❌ nut🥜 November Since time⏰ began▶️ He never❌ nutted🥜 Since the first⏰ atoms💡 formed⚒ His balls🏀⚽️🏈⚾️ were massive with his white⚪️ hot🔥 pee, never❌ to be released⏩ That’s why he’s 👨the top🔝 Maybe🤔 the universe🔮 is all just his nut🥜, maybe🤔 were the dream of one of his nuts🥜. It doesn’t❌ matter🤷‍♂️ anyway, after this no❌ nut🥜 November I’ll move🏃‍♂️ to no❌ bust🥜 December, no❌ jack👋 January and so forth and so on until I become God😇 himself👨