There are approximately 3243 different subspecies of sasquatch, with the Yeti being one of them. I have not heard of the “yetitard” however. I will now go over some of the various subspecies of squatch, to help you better understand the peaceful creatures of this earth.

1. The Susquatch- similar to a Sasquatch, but about 3-4 inches taller.
2. The Sinksquatch- similar to a Sasquatch, but about 2 inches shorter.
3. The Sanksquatch- similar to a Sinkquatch, but dead.
4. The Christsquatch- similar to a Sasquatch, but when it is ready to give birth, will crucify itself and allow the child to fall out while still on the crotch.
5. The Firesquatch- similar to the Sasquatch, but it’s on fire. Yes, it still feels the pain, but cannot die. It screams.

I hope this list has informed you on the humble creatures we share the holy Terra with.