Hello Miss, I would like to buy a container of your shit and pay you for it. Im willing to offer $500. You will need an airtight air release container, it is a specific kind of container to preserve the fecal matter. You’ve probably never done anything like this but it can be pretty simple. I could also throw in an extra $50 if you could follow food requirements. I’d prefer for you to eat a hamburger and at least one baked potato during this time.