I was taking a break at work browsing YouTube when I suddenly stumbled across a sexy naked Minecraft monster school video. I suddenly got a giant 2 foot erection which broke through my pants and everyone saw my erect member. They looked disgusted until I showed them the thumbnail. The blocky Minecraft tiddies were just too much for them to handle. I could soon see that their pants were wetter than the ocean and their erections were longer than a tree.

Luckily, I did not get fired because my boss understood why it all happened. However sales have gone down by 50% since the incident.