Listen you *cool pain in the ass frat boy who fucks hella bitches* you wanna hear something really epic? Something that will blow your *tiny cocked dumbass only seen sorority pussy before mind?* Are you sure that your *bubble gum blowing alpha ki chi shit for brains head* can handle this?

 I am the first man ever. EVER. To successfully contract Herpatidis Syphilaids. You heard it. You think your so fucking cool because you got some weak ass chlyamidia from some white bitch you met at a LaX ToUrNamEnT? LISTEN BITCH YOU KNOW WHAT I HAD TO DO TO GET WHAT I DID. The bounds of sex were broken in my attempts to catch this mythical illness. I had sex with 7525 different women and 293 different guys (no homo being gay doesn’t count in this situation). I had sex 498 times in one day, each time with a different women or animals. My penis was so broken I couldn’t physically stand, and that was only half was through you pussy ass weakling. Don’t even get me started on the amount of dogs that I had to pleasure, or in return pleasured me. Too many to count.

 Listen you bitchy whinny loser, next time you want to brag about *how many dumb thot that you blew their mind* that you stuck it in, remember my story.