Today I ran faster than Tom Cruise. It was amazing.

 After learning how to run from my favorite anime Naruto, I stepped outside, put on my Crocs, and began to run down the street.

 I positioned my hands at a downward 45° angle, put my head low to the ground, and sped across the sidewalk. People all over the road began to point at me, cheering as I sped away.

 I was like “pew” and they were like “wow” and my green crocs were like “shoom shoom shoom shoom” going down the street.

 I will never forget this feat.