You see, there is a moment in life son that you have to stop, look at yourself and say to the world “no.”. The world asks you to copy and paste this shit to a copypasta subreddit? You say “no.” Your mind begs you to do it, because would be so funny? You say “no, no, nope.”

But you said “yes.”. And now, this piece of shit has reached our collective knowledge. And is your fault, and only yours.