Hello and Welcum to BBC and CBT News, Today we are covering a highly requested topic, Cleaning your balls. Imagine this, You have just taken a look at your balls after fapping for the 69420th time and you look at your balls. They’re covered in you’re jizz and dick hair from yo mama. We’re here to show you how to clean them.


Method 1: Cleaning by yourself
Step 1: Wet your balls.
(The best water is from the sewer)
Step 2: Apply 69420 tablespoons of Kosher salt and table salt onto your balls
(Rub it vigorously to get maximum effect)
Step 3: Apply 69420 tablespoons of vinegar
(Any Vinegar is fine)
Step 4: Marinate in lube
(Make sure to set it in nicely)
Step 5: Rinse with Water


Method 2: Getting someone else to clean it
Step 1: Have them apply lube to your balls
Step 2: Have them suk on ur cok 69420 times

Cumgratulations! Your balls are now clean!