ok first things first i understand there is kids but fuck kids, i wanna punch ever fucking kid i see i just hate them so much they cry and play fortnite, do i need to explain more. so as im walking to a local hooters right i get really irritated in my area near my thighs and nuts and think how to solve it. so as any normal human would, i rip my pants off so i have better access. As i look at it with my phone while its recording with the flash on i look back at the footage and realize its a rash. So my nasty ass walks in to the 711 i buy some *cool mint bitch* for my juul and a razor so i can shave my sweaty pubes and they wouldn’t itch right. So i go to the bench in a park and tear off my tighty whiteys and bust a quick nut, then begin to shave my nuts. Now as this is going on i hear this fat ugly scummy milf fucking whore slutty fuck cunt tom hollands failed abortion twin say “ ugh timmy look away, sir you are a disgrace.” I tell her to shut her cunt fugly ass up or ill pull my nerf jolt with tac darts loaded on her and lemme shave my pubes. She just goes on and says how im so terrible and how i dont acknowledge how anybody else is around me and i told her i acknowledge that im surrounded by something equally as large as betelgeuse and tell to not make a scene sweetie or ill upload this story to r/entitledparents and she said call the police. She did and they said i had 1 phone call. Cya later this is it im in cell block e 223 in 840 Albany Shaker Rd, Albany, NY 12211. Love you all and my pubes were not fully shaved if you were wondering.