**[N-word pass]**

If fighting is sure to result in VICTORY then **AEHEHEHEHEHHEHHEHAHAH [N-word pass]**

One cost **WEED**, one-way pinch-a **PUSSY**, one airing **RAPE**, a **BONER**

**shooting sounds** Ugh! **CLAM**

**Halloween theme song**

If I were a bad Demoman, I wouldn’t be **AAAAAAHHH**

**GRIPPY**, **SPERM**, **FREAK**, **BLOCK**, **BOZO**

Sons who said that, and I’d say he knows a little more about **DOOBIE** you do *poudy gun* ***cause he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living men could best him in the ring of honor*** **AHHHHHHHHHHH**

*Maggots!*

*Go, go, go!*

*Then he used his fight on him to combine two of every animal on earth and then he hooked them onto a boat and then he beat the crap out of every single one* **AAAAAHHHHHHHH**

Ah-ha-ha! **PORN**

Oh, they’re gonna have to **SQUISH** **PENIS** IN HELL!!!

[silence]

**AIDS**

**AIDS**, **AIDS**, **AIDS**, **DOOBIE** Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!

**monkey noises**