I am truly amazed. I myself have an incredible speaking ability due to the speech and elocution classes I took during my formative years. I was only 7 years old when they realized just how intelligent I was, and I was soon being compared to high school students in subjects ranging from history to mathematics. I can only imagine how much of a laughing stock you might be if you were to apply to Harvard Law, for example. (I am currently attending Harvard Law)

Furthermore, I hesitate to reply with what I think of my face, for fear of being considered egotistical, or snobby. Many others have told me that my face not only is incredibly symmetrical, but that I have a beautiful mouth, nose, and very nice eyes. I remember a few years back a group of strangers were talking (whispering) in a hush tone as I walked past. It turns out they were supermodels, and said that I was the most attractive person they had ever seen. I brushed them off, and told them that to judge me solely based on appearance is intolerably shallow, and that I would be contacting their managers. Seeing as my father has many friends whom are high ranking in the justice system, they were fired promptly, and deservedly.

Incidentally, every female friend I have ever had has confessed feelings for me. They say that I am the most attractive, and most highly educated MAN they have ever seen. If you don’t possess adequate girth, both in personality, and body, I suggest you take your opinions elsewhere. Despite having relationships with many models, and so called “10/10s” (as suggested by my male friends), I have decided there is more to life than having only one partner, and explore only non-exclusive relationships.