Adam Levine knocked on the door to Spongebob Squarepants’ pineapple home.

It only took a second for Spongebob to welcome him in and start chatting him up. Adam was surprised; he couldn’t remember the last time Spongebob had been so talkative with him.

“You wanna some kelp juice?” Spongebob asked.

“No, I’m good.” Adam chuckled. He sat down on the couch in Spongebob’s’s pineapple, admiring the nautical decorations, as he spots Gary slowly sluggishly moving past him wearing a New England Patriots shirt.

Spongebob grabbed a kelp juice for himself from his fridge and shut the door.

“You sure? Okay.” Spongebob replied, sitting next to Adam.

“So what did you wanna do?” Adam asked.

“Just wanted to catch up with you.” He replied, as the TV in front of them blared Old Man Jinkins reading _demetri_ fanfiction live to all of Bikini Bottom. Spongebob lowered the volume.

“How’re you and your practicing for your Super Bowl performance?”

“All’s good.” Adam said. Seeing as Spongebob was going through fandom problems online, Adam found it surprising that he would bring up Adam’s Super Bowl half time performance.

“That’s good.” Spongebob said, thinking of all the Reddit comments and concerns.

The room was silent for a while before Adam stood up.

Spongebob grabbed his arm and pulled him back down. “Where you goin’?” He asked.

“I was just gonna get something to drink.”

“I asked if you wanted a drink.”

“No, you asked if I wanted a kelp juice.” Adam corrected.

“Whatever.” Spongebob groaned, letting go of Adams tattooed arm. He left a mark.

Adam got back up and retrieved a bottled water from the underwater fridge. He sat back down next to Spongebob and drank about half of the bottle before Spongebob said anything.

“I’m tired of playing games, Adam.”

Adam didn’t know what he meant.

Spongebob took a gulp of his kelp juice and suddenly gripped Adam’s thigh.

Adam panicked and pushed his hand away. “What’re you doing?!” He yelped.

“Don’t act like you don’t want it, Levine.” Spongebob growled. He slipped his hand back on Adam’s thigh and squeezed tighter. The fans are waiting. My fans…”

“Jesus, what?!” Adam shouted, nudging Spongebob away from him. Adam couldn’t believe this sponge was doing this. He knew Spongebob had been nervous for a few weeks concerning the preview he had posted online about his performance, but he didn’t know it would make him like this.

“So? When’s my part in your set!” Spongebob shouted back, setting his kelp juice down and pushing himself closer to Adam. He gripped Adam’s shirt and spit in his face as he talked. “DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT MY FANS WANT. DO YOU? DO YOU?!”

“I was just teasing with my preview, Spongebob! Stop!” Adam pleaded, getting up and heading for the vault pineapple door.

Spongebob charged after him, knocking him on the ground. Gary meowed. Old Man Jinkins gasped from behind the television.

Adam caught himself with his forearms, with Spongebob on top of him and holding him in place.

Spongebob took the opportunity to grind his crotch into Adam’s ass hard enough that Adam could feel the bulge press against him through his jeans. “Spongebob!”

“The fans… The fans are watching, what are you going to do, Adam?” Spongebob wondered aloud. He put Adam’s hands behind his back with one hand while forcing his ass in the air. Spongebob used his free hand to slap Adam’s ass as hard as he could, bringing a tear to the singer’s eye. “My creator… I killed him for this…”

Spongebob gripped Adam’s waistband and pulled down, exposing his pale ass. With it being as perky as it was, Spongebob knew that it would feel way better than any of Adam’s past singles. The way he would blast Adam’s music, the walls would vibrate, the walls of his prostate.

Adam squealed and pleaded. Spongebob stuck two fingers in his own mouth and after a moment of sucking, rammed them harshly into Adam’s tight hole. Adam screamed in pain.

“Shit! You’re so tight!” Spongebob commented, making quick work of Adam. Adam gasped and pleaded but Spongebob kept forcing his fingers inside him, slowly adding more until his thumb had joined in. “You have been practicing your performance. I can feel it.”

He laughed.

“Stop!” Adam screamed. Spongebob pulled his pants down, revealing his fat dick. He was veiny and hard as a rock. Adam looked back and gasped.

“What’re you? Ten inches?”

“Close.” Spongebob chuckled. He saw Gary lick his lips. “Now quit moving before I shove my whole fist in the deceiving fucking hole.”

“Stop! Spongebob!” The Super Bowl performer shouted.

Adam tensed up as Spongebob lined his thick tool up with Adam’s hole and slowly entered. Adam squirmed, but a hard ass slap from Spongebob made him stay put.

The sponge finally got the head in and Adam felt tears well up. “You like this don’t you?” Spongebob asked. “You like a big, fat cock in your asshole, don’t you? You just didn’t know how bad you needed it… This. This is what, oh god, this is what the fans want.”

Spongebob pushed further in. Adam gasped as he felt the long sponge slide deeper inside.

Spongebob let go of Adam’s arms and Adam just laid there, limp with his ass up. He couldn’t fight the sponge and resigned to being Spongebob’s fucktoy.

Of being America’s fucktoy.

“FUCK YOU NFL!” Spongebob said as his cock hit Adam’s prostate. “UGH MY PREVIEW” Adam squealed.

“F-f-fuck you.” Adam breathlessly moaned.

“You already are.” Spongebob laughed. Spongebob slowly pulled out before Raming back in. Adam screamed.

“Fuck… Adam, sing… Song for me baby. Sing for America.”

Adam moaned in agreement. Why am I moaning, he thought. Am I gay? I can’t be!

“That’s it, baby.” Spongebob moaned as he thrust in and out with urgency, letting his body slap against Adam’s with each hurried motion.

“Get o-off of m-me.” Adam stuttered. “It was a preview… A tease.”

“So you can tease America and I can’t tease your prostate?” Spongebob said, pulling all the hair he could from Adam’s head into his fist.

Adam’s neck bent, forcing his head upwards. He struggled to find air with all of the pain. “You’re so fucking tight, Adam Levine… I can’t wait for America to see all of this…”

Adam felt as Spongebob’s cock became more slick as it rapidly when in and out of his hole. He heard Spongebob laugh to himself as he momentarily slowed down.

“Damn. You’re bleeding.” He stated. Adam started to hyperventilate. “I guess this is your first time. You’re a performing slut, you’re failing America.”

Adam forced himself to be silent. He felt Spongebob soaking up his blood.

“UGH MY FANS, BLOOD FOR MY FANS NORE MORE ” Spongebob bellowed, jamming his dick even further into Adam. Adam screamed from the sheer pain.

“PLWASE LET ME JUST HAVE THIS PERFORMANCE!” Adam cried. “I ONLY GET THIS ONCE! I ONLY GET THIS ONCE!”

Spongebob Ramed harder and harder into Adam, getting closer to climax. Adam’s face was covered in tears as he felt Spongebob hammer into him. He felt like he was going to split in two, but he knew that if he said anything more, Spongebob would just make it worse. He felt Spongebob release his hair and his head slumped over from fatigue.

“I’m gonna cum in you, I’m going to cum my performance inside you.” Spongebob groaned. Spongebob gave one last forceful thrust as he emptied his load into Adam.

“SWEEET SWEEEEETT VICTORYYYYYYYYY”

Spongebob gripped Adam’s ass and stayed still, letting the cum drain into Adam. As Adam’s body went numb, he felt the dirty cum fill his filthy hole. Spongebob was right. He knew… He knew that this was all a metaphor. For what they would do. What they were all going to do to him.

They want this performance.

Reddit needs it.

Spongebob pulled out, opened his Pinapple door, and threw Adam out of his trailer. Adam landed hard on the concrete floor.

“The prophesy is done. I know now, there is no way you won’t include me in my performance…”

Adam could barely walk as the cum dripped from his hole. What was usually a minute-long walk took nearly five. As soon as Adam returned to his rehearsal trailer, he laid on his back in exhaustion. He was slipping in and out of consciousness. Dazed, he dug two fingers inside himself to force the cum out. He looked at his hand, now covered in cum and his own blood.

“For the fans… For… For the fa-“

Adam fainted.

Adam didn’t include Spongebob in his Super Bowl performance.