Sure, slave Leia might’ve been hot, but she wasn’t \*sexy.\* Not like slave Anakin, a beautiful blonde. His long, Chad-like hair entices even the most stubborn of men. Once close enough to see through his golden bangs, his eyes become visible. His beautiful, blue eyes, deep like the sea. But the Slave Anakin package does not stop there, oh no. His short figure tricks the eye into believing his other features, such as his juicy ass, are larger, more plump, than it would otherwise be. Slave Leia stood at 5’1, making her a whole six inches taller than Anakin. Her ass is visibly less voluptuous due to this. Not only does slave Anakin have his juicy ass, his pretty blue eyes, and his beautiful hair on his side, he is also \*literally Jesus.\* It is common knowledge that Anakin was a product of a virgin birth, both making him closer to Jesus because of the nature of his birth, \*and\* making him actual Jesus because God is his father. Now, you tell me which one you’d rather love. A dirty, flat-assed and used up slave, or a beautiful, youthful man of god. The answer is obvious.


OC u/nickathom3