Sigmund Freud divided the human consciousness into three categories; the Conscious, the Unconscious, the Preconscious. And all three of these overlap with his ideas of the id, the ego, and the superego. I’m sure most of you know this even with just a rudimentary understanding of psychology, but what a lot of you don’t know and what a lot of you probably weren’t taught in school is that on Freud’s deathbed, he actually divided it into a fourth level of consciousness, which he called the Big Penis one. And in the Big Penis level of consciousness, it talks about the pursuit of something greater than thyselves manhood. Freud argues that in this level it’s more about a mans greed; how no man is ever satisfied with the size of his cock, it could always be bigger, girthier, what have you, and he talks about how a man will always want a bigger dick.

Well I found the biggest fuckin’ dick possible this is literally the largest retail cock available so I’ve gone above and beyond; transcended that level of consciousness, somewhere out there Sigmund Freud is smiling, you know a big old smile on his grave right now and yea in a nutshell the answer to the question ‘Why did I buy it?’, well because why the fuck not.