look, i get where youre coming from. i do. youre like a lot of us, the ones who find the repetitive and stale repetitive and stale. youve seen a skeleton meme every year for a decade or so, always on time, always predictable. you have grown to hate them, to loathe them, to dread them – you find them lazy and uninspired. i understand.

this is what they want us to think.

i have been looking into these skeleton memes and the people who post them for a while now. it never makes much sense to me – these reddit accounts do nothing but spam low quality posts to big meme subreddits day in and day out – seemingly non stop. what about their jobs? or their education? their friends? if we are to believe that these accounts are run by humans, then we also have to believe that they dont leave the computer at all. obviously, nobody is that pathetic, so i have drawn up an alternate, infallible conclusion to explain the posters of these skeleton memes every october. these accounts, who do nothing but post on reddit, are run by demons. that’s right – ghouls, skeletons, little fat imps – reddit is under siege by the endless armies of the underworld. they are hellbent on making us numb to the skeleton threat, causing us to turn a blind and apathetic eye to their unholy invasions of our lives every all hallows’ eve. it is important that you continue to find these shitty skeleton memes funny, even if youve seen the same thing done better hundreds of times before. if we are to protect all that is good and right, this is our only line of defence.

dont let them fool you. laugh at the skeleton memes, and humanity shall be victorious once again.