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Hey guys, today I was in my garden and I found a cute puppy. Naturally, like anyone else would, I took it home with me. It looked at me constantly with disgust the moment I got home, and I needed to show it that I was the alpha in this house! Didn’t need any toxic negativity in this place 😎. I went to Burger King and asked for a Big Mac, and I must say, it tasted like utter sewage waste — but like I said before, I needed a way to show this dog I was alpha. So, I looked that dog in the eye and started to profoundly and passionately, inhale my Big Mac. The dogs eyes quickly turned into jealousy, and no longer disgust. Ha! That’s right pathetic runt, I’m the alpha in this town!