My fiancé (672 FIDE) dressed as Arisu from Classroom of the Elite and challenged me (2350 FIDE) to a game of chess and I got rock hard. My dick would make Ayano’s T-Rex look like an ant. She set up my $400 Ukrainian Chess Set and waves her finger to me to come and play. I was already on the verge of orgasm.

She opened with 1. Nf3 and I thought to myself “oh my god Arisu is going to beat me with the Retí Opening holy shit” and I nearly nutted playing 1. … d5 . Of course I respond to the Retí with d5, who wouldn’t? Holy shit the my fiancé stared at me with her eyes as she played 2. c4 and holy shit I couldn’t focus anymore. From this point on my dick was controlling my actions as I moved.

Despite my dick controlling my moves, I was still beating my fiancé. So, she removed her Bra and made me bust a huge nut all over my chess board. I personally think this is foul play but I’m glad I got to play my fiancé cosplaying Arisu from Classroom of the Elite