Am I the only one who FUCKING HATES OCTARIANS?!
Not octolings. They’re hot as fuck! I’m talking about octarians. The troopers and commanders. Not only do they look like they’re only good for sucking DICK, they’re annoying slimeballs who puke their retched “ink” at my gorgeous octoling and inkling. It’s basically rape. I fucking HATE THEM! Every time I see them I want to shit all over their grave! They make me absolutely sick! And that grunt they make? Disgusting? I’m sorry, are they taking a shit while they shoot? Is that why their bottom half is covered on their fucking mobility scooter for senile old people? And the stupid fucking sound the gay ass snipers make with their splatlings? Peeeeew PEWPEWPEW SHUT THE EVERLIVING FUCK UP!!!