alright kids, gather around the pretty colourful rug, it’s story time…

\`once upon a time there was an ouchy urchin. he was so ouchy that the earth he treaded always has a bandage covering the footsteps he left behind. one day a fish attempted to eat him. Unfortunately the sheer ouchiness caused a black hole inside the fish and started swallowing the ocean. the black hole screamed \*\*oooouuuccch\*\* in a demonic voice the entire way through, as it drank the ocean dry. the ouchy urchin then got sucked into the black hole, and the ouchiness was infinitely compressed by the black hole until the black hole went BOOM and spit all the water back into the big trenches of the earth. now, the oceans have contents of dark matter, which fish have been eating. now the fish are supernatural mutants and eventually decided to conquer the land. They learned the people’s technology and used it to extract even more of the dark matter for themselves. out of nowhere, pieces of the ouchy urchin fell from the sky, levelling cities with shockwaves of ouchiness that caused atomic fission to anything that it touched, causing nuclear radiation to follow. the fish-citizens quickly passed, and all other life followed, until the earth was barren.\`