I have witnessed the hateful lies that you have openly spoken about me and my boyfriend. Denying it is futile at this point. I had been hesitant to call you out on it for a while, but I’ve finally worked up the courage to confront you. What say you in your defense of this contemptible act? Do you express remorse?

So, I take it your answer is a no? How cliche. In your case, I don’t believe something as simple as a name, or any other form of identification, would be enough for you to acknowledge my humanity as legitimate. Moreover, don’t think I won’t gloss over your other, more important reason for ignoring me and asking that question. You think I will be foolish enough as to reveal who I am? Why? So your friends up in high places can come after me? I have no interest in playing your games. Also, to answer a question you already know the answer to, all too well, would be merely gratuitous.

You actually expect me to believe you don’t remember? You’ve made your whole life, the entire way you look at the world, to revolve around it. Surely with just a minimal amount of self examination, you would recall. Feigning ignorance will gain you nothing in this matter.

And now that we have established that, it’s time to get down to business. You want to play games with me? Well, here’s one of mine. You are to confess your actions publicly, to everyone you have a mutual connection with on ALL social media platforms you are a part of. All the networks which you go by the screen name, “cumlube69”. You are to confess to your transgressions towards me, my boyfriend, and everyone else you have wronged in a similar manner. You have precisely 14 days to do this, starting at the time in which this message reaches your inbox.

If you fail to comply with these demands, I will be forced to present the evidence of your actions myself. I will also be forced to include some finer details when I present that evidence, digging deeper into your past to reveal more gruesome deeds. This will act as a leverage of sorts. I will withhold them if you cooperate. I have more than enough information regarding you to track down people close to you and inform them personally. But don’t pretend to be so dramatic. I will not harm you or anyone else, or allow another to do such. After all, I’m not like you.

No doubt that you will try to inform your minions about this message and tell them to not believe whatever I say, whoever I am. Bad idea. If you involve or inform your friends of my demands, block me, or take any other action against this, I will make sure the information of all your wrongdoings will be made public on a much more massive scale, through a circular network of sources, as to not be traced. I have you cornered.

This isn’t about revenge, not about making you suffer. It is merely that you did something wrong, and now people will know about it. Follow my instructions down to the letter, and this will all go smoothly. So, what shall it be?