A while ago on r/jokes there was a post regarding the bandwidth of a penis, linked here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/8olm8a/a_sperm_cell_contains_about_375_mb_of_information/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

TL:DR, the bandwidth provided was 1687 TB/s.

That’s the bandwidth, but then the upload speed is 1.58548786 bytes per second, and it uploads over the course of 9 months!

But we must remember that you found the burst bandwidth, not sustained. If we take into the average length of a refractory period, ~20 minutes, and add the average time it takes to climax, 6.57 minutes(average of masturbation [4.89] and intercourse [8.25] times), we get 26.57 minutes. (Divide by 60 = 1594.2 seconds)

We then take 1687 and divide by 1594.2, and we get a sustained bandwidth speed of 1.05821101493 TB/s, which is equal to 1058.211 gigabytes a second.

Edit: apparently the MB per sperm cell is actually more along the lines of 736 mb. To account for this we can multiply the original value by 19.626, which provides a burst bandwidth of 33110.186 TB/s. Following the math above we then divide by 1594.2 and get ~20.77 TB/s sustained bandwidth.