Dear Santa,
This year I was a very good gamer. I helped my dad (who is a policeman) to beat up black minorities in my town. My family is proud of me. This Christmas I want to get a big tiddy goth gf, an ak-47 and few cans of tear gas, so that I could go border patrolling, a pair of brass knuckles for talking with women and a brand new MSI pc, cause consoles suck and if you don’t agree, you are gay.
Best wishes (to rise up),
Me (a true gamer)