C’mon man! Biden is cool. He’s vintage. He’s retro. He was there in the party’s glory days!

Remember when you could still find segregationists in the Senate? He was there, man! He worked with them! And remember when Democrats were passing crime bills to increase sentences for non-violent crimes? That was him! You’ve heard of the Iraq war, right? Well, he voted for that! And he did a lot of other stuff too, like kick gays out of the military, oppose gay marriage, create the position of Drug czar, and support bankruptcy laws pushed by his state’s credit card companies.

So c’mon, folks, if you’re a Democrat, how can you not get a nostalgic thrill from Biden?