Jeff Bezos is a filthy communist and a traitor to America. He goes against everything we stand for. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was secretly Putin, leader of communism. He is a fucking commie and responsible for every problem in modern society. I want nothing more than for him to admit to being a communist dictator and to resign from all his positions. He owns Apple.

Think about it. Russia is a communist kingdom. What’s a popular drink in Russia? Vodka. What’s vodka made from? Potatoes (🥔). Jeff Bezos is French. What does the French word for potato translate to? Apple of the earth. Boom, Apple is a commie company (commiepany) and Jeff Bezos is the leader of it. He is emperor of Russia. He goes against the American dream. He has broken every law in America and should be in prison.