Denmark isn’t real. If someone says they’re from Denmark, they’re actually from Germany and are a spy. Just look at the flag of Denmark. It is EXACTLY Hitler’s childhood blanket. Look at them LOOK AT THEM. They’re exactly EXACTLY the same THE
S A M E! You still think it’s still a coincidence A GOSH DARN COINIKEE-DINKEE! I DON’T!! I DO NOOOOOOT THINK SO!! But if you still think so, look at Greenland, or it’s language. If the So-Called “Kingdom of Denmark” properly colonized Greenland, then Greenlandic would be rarely used or extinct but noo NOOOOOO it’s the main language THE MAIN DIDDLY-DARN LANGUAGE!! BLCDJDRKEHJEBEEH! AAGGGGHHHHHHHHHH! YOU SEE!! DOOO YOOOOUUUUU SSSEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Anyways, sorry for my autistic tangent, that concludes my TED talk.