Imagine being so pathetic that you actually think you’ll get to smash someone over the internet by anonymously watching their streams and never physically interacting with them, *vicariously living your dream life through emotional dissonance and logical ignorance, only to have the illusions of happiness and potential come tumbling down as their focal point announces that “they do, in fact, have a partner,” rendering your entire willing facade shattered and incoherent, and you, a trash fire of self loathing, broken dreams, and sexual frustration.* Imagine that.