Yesterday i made the enthusiastic decision to eat lentil soup, drink a beer, and by dinner eat some curry poutine. Little did I know that my stomach was to become ground zero for Absolute Fart syndrome. My ass has hurt for a solid day just from farting. I’m pretty sure I have a six pack from forcing out so many. Every single puff was audible. It was like my ass was crying out in pain. Nothing heeded the ass’s call except more pain. If you ever try this potion mixture, be warned. It will absolutely tear your insides out, and leave you feeling ghost cramps of your lost farts.