I remember when kids used to spend real quality time having fun like kids should do. My boys and I would beat up some nerds and dweebs and geekos, go play some football (all that practice eventually led to me scoring 5 touchdowns in 1 game, a feat that’s never been replicated in high school football), and then screw our girlfriends so hard that they’d be yelling in languages that died out thousands of years ago.

Nowadays, all the kids do is some wierd computer / video game / math shit (these are the types of geekos we beat up, btw) instead of spending quality time working out and screwing their gfs (girlfriends) to the moon and back. The skills I learned were lifelong and practical, while whatever it is you’re doing is just a waste of time and will never help you in the real world.