“This is a pretty good cheese burger, Wendy’s.

But I’d be remiss to ignore all the reasons not to be exited for the Wendy’s double bacon cheeseburger. There is a pandemic killing people, China’s building concentration camps, thousands of people die from cancer every day, and poverty, starvation, and disease run rampant in developing nations.

As I’m writing this, there is a new president or something in America but none of that will go away just because a new old white man is sitting behind the resolute desk. The world is fundamentally broken in a way that necessitates radical purple alien snap rather than incremental electorialism.

The harsh truth is that, for the reasons listed above and more, a lot of people simply won’t even be able to buy the Wendy’s double bacon cheeseburger, regardless of supply. Or if they can, concerns over increasing disease in the United States and the growing threat of political violence supersede any enthusiasm about the burger….”