The year is 2401. Cheese has monopolized CRT TVs and everyone has to pay him for decent looking graphics. The war on emulation is still going strong. Leaderboard moderators now BLJ to your house and examine your equipment to make sure you’re not using Everdrive. Intro skip is possible thanks to an exploit in the file select menu. Carpetless has become obsolete thanks to RR Upwarp, which allows you to get grabbed by the Chuckya all the way from the bottom of the level. Combining this trick with some RNG manipulation and wind-based momentum preservation, you will be thrown all the way to the top of the big house. Simply and Liam are the only two humans who have performed Interlevel Bob-Omb Storage, an exploit in LBLJ 120 which uses the bomb in SSL to perform bomb clip in BOB at insane speeds. Texture Warp allows Peach’s Slide to be done instantly by warping from the start line to the finish line. Scuttlebug Mimicking is a new trick used to set your “home” so you just jump straight back into the paintings after grabbing a star. None of that matters though, because newly implemented Arbitrary Code Execution has brought the world record down to 11:04.27