Pretty much what the title says. Me and my girlfriend were together for 5 years and i was even planning on proposing soon. Ever since i was young i loved to watch South Park, The Simpsons, Family Guy and most of all: American Dad!
I watch American Dad all day everyday. I relate to all the characters in some way. I don’t even laugh at the jokes, i just smile knowing i get to be alive at the same time as this beautiful programme. My girlfriend has always been a lil jelly. She tries to seduce me daily but I rarely ever give in and just watch American Dad. Or if i do give in, i watch American Dad while i do it. She’s been insisting on mental help ever since i muttered “good morning usa” while i finished inside her. I just wanted to bring things i love into things she loves! It’s not my fault she’s a pervert! Anyways, she’s tried to watch it with me so at least i can obsess with her but I explained to her this show is for solo watching or with the boys. She acts all depressed whenever I turn her down. Today, i woke up to my good morning USA alarm and she just started sobbing and asked to break up. I was so shocked and devastated. It felt like the American Dad episode where Steve broke up with his girlfriend because she gave Stan anorexia. I cried. She said maybe we can get back together if i get the “help” i “need”. I DON’T NEED HELP! She cried as i told her this was normal and she’s just not very excepting. I can’t believe i could date someone like that. Her sisters kinda into me so reddit, should i hook up with her sister?