This is gonna sound gross and it was… but my ex is my ex for more than one reason. Bear with me. My ex husband would fart into my vagina. Sometimes he’d sneak up on me and tell me to open my legs, and he’d spread my lips apart and fart right on my open wet labia. But that’s nothing compared to the one time I was lying face down on the couch watching YouTube videos on my phone and he came up behind me and started rubbing my butt cheeks, which was wholesome, right? Wrong. He spread my legs and starting rubbing a poop he was hiding in his other hand into my vagina lips. He said it was his poop but it smelled more like my dog’s poop. It was fucked up, and I was really angry at him.