Now, let me tell you. You can never trust someone who says “I didn’t touch my dick it’s OK not to wash my hands”. 👀.. 👀 SMH. My roommates name is Derek this dirty bitch does this shit 😡 all the time let me explain why you’re wrong. 😤

*first off* I know he’s uncircumcised because he told me one time so I know he gotta 🍌 that shit back

2nd of all if you use your thumb to whip it out
You have Gooch sweat ➡️👍and I guess it’s OK if it’s just a handshake but you handed me a sandwich and I swear to God 🙏 I don’t want meat sweat 💦on my sandwich but you did it anyway

3rd you gotta shake it 👋 so you don’t get the dribble so why are you walking around here with those salami flavored ass fingers touching my Tech Deck™ collection Derek I got those for my birthday last year 🤬

That’s my TED talk and honestly Frick you Derek. 😎