Good evening. I would like to begin by introducing myself. My name is “Hydrogen,” and I come from a low-income neighborhood where life is not very comfortable. I’ve stolen many things and been involved in many altercations, most of which have ended in gunfire. In addition to this, I have had sexual intercourse with a great number of the opposite sex. In contrast, and despite the lack of legitimate evidence, I believe you to have been involved in a fair amount of homosexual activities; activities I and my companions look down upon. I am so much stronger than you, and my powers of rhetoric so much greater than yours, that you could employ an army of some sort to aid in your fight against me; but I of course would prevail, because I am stronger than you. I’m sure I needn’t remind you of my place of birth, wherein as I explained before, the living conditions are much worse than in your aformentioned city of residence.