I remember my first time buying Witcher 3 and it was amazing. At that day I bought two more copies and then gifts for all my Steam (EGS gay) friends. Then, I bought those fucking awful Piss4 and GayboyX just so I can purchase me some more Witcher 3. (Never played those pieces of shit, though, because I’m PC god master race chad thad). I waited for sales to end just to get me this game at its full price. I started buying discs and hoard them, using covers to decorate my walls. I crushed disks with my bare hands to make me some Witcher 3 crunchy cereal, hoping that this gem of a game will fuel my endless motor of love towards Gеralt the Witcher and the game that is the third in the series and is about him, this Gerаlt guy. I downloaded and printed all pictures of him fucking random people and creatures from weird porno sites and printed them at a local library just to get more intimate with the game so highly appraised when I’m lying on a floor naked. I sold my TV, dad’s meth lab and an underage sister to some junkies just to get a hold of some more money to get more Witcher games. I registered new Steam accounts every day and was living the dream seeing how my coins are being tossed to my Steam wallets so I could buy more Witcher 3 games. Every fiber of my being was working tirelessly to support my infinite adoration of this magnificent game. I sold my kidney, balls and cock on a black market for a fraction of their real market price and bought all editions of the game I could put my hands on. I robbed for Witcher. I killed for Witcher. My life is for the Witcher and it’s so fucking good. I wish I would get some more Witcher in my life because of how highly I esteem this perfect, genius masterpiece of a game. Because it’s so good and I know this is the fact. It’s proven by many. People agree with me, they nod and applaud and give me internet points when I say this game is stunningly great. Please, for the love of God and the Witcher (same things btw), if you ever see this game being sold without a discount – or even better, with an extra charge – buy as much as you can. We must support indie game industry and those wonderful CDPR developers who brought something as marvelous as Witcher 3 game. Please. I love Witcher 3. Oh, Witcher 3. My first and last love.