It’s my birthday so I wore my most Satanic shirt all over the bible belt today , I was SURROUNDED BY CHRISTIANS AT A CONVENIENCE STORE AND ACCOSTED!!!!! This woman gasped and pointed her finger and yelled “How dare you wear that shirt in here!!!” I looked down and said with a laugh and a smile said “oh you should see the back of it!!” It was even more fun when security came out to escort me around because I obviously cant be trusted sooo I of course looked at everything and after looking at all 200 of the earphones on display I exclaimed “I think these will play SLAYER loud enough to not have to listen to any more assholes on my birthday!!! Lol…then pulled out $3000.00 looking through a mad fat stack of cash dropping money on the floor and standing there in front of them all to assemble my new headphones onto my phone at top volume SLAYERS Christ Allusion album and stopping to pick up my money because I was on my way to buy a gun and get a tattoo….it turns out that I didn’t break any laws even though my last statement got the cops called for making threats!!! But wanting to get a new gun for your birthday and being a Satanist can’t put you in jail….IVE NEVER ENJOYED ANYTHING IN MY LIFE MORE THEN THE CHAOS I CAUSED BY BEHAVING LIKE A HAPPY GENTLEMAN WHILE WEARING A SHIRT AND NEVER ONCE DID I CURSE OR SLING AN INSULT OR EVEN SAY SOMETHING OTHER THEN WORDS OF KINDNESS!!! what a great birthday