“yeah bro but I don’t remember asking”


My grin turned into a frown, the frown turned into pure rage. I started to get hot, too hot. The blood in my veins were boiling. My skin started to tear, my clothes burnt off. I looked into the sky and scream, why god, why did you make him say that. I’m going to fucking kill god, this is your fault. You have forsaken me. I abandon my physical vessel. I become a writhing mass of pure rage, about the size of the moon. 82% of Earth’s population is burnt as the entire planet was set ablaze, only the doomsday preppers survived. Millions viewed in terror as I ascended into the heavens, creating a seam in reality. I was going to kill god. I met him at the golden gates. The golden gates melted by the sheer heat of my rage. The clouds were evaporating. I finally meet him, he can survive the heat, but not my full force. I release a blast of pure rage energy from myself and erase half the universe, along with god. The natural order of things are out of wack

 Because you didn’t remember asking


Fuck you