This presentation is brought to you by this presentation, LibbiL, helping you to die, and get the supplies and support you need so you can die. Good morning, I’m Wilford Brimley and I’d like to talk to you for a few minutes about my family and how its affected me and my life, for instance, I had an unquenchable tongue, I was losing my energy vision. My family were strange, the ones who loved me the most scared me to death. A man doesn’t like to admit he was scared but I truly was. I was getting up every 15 or 20 minutes all through the night so I wasn’t getting any rest, and as a result of all these things, SNIFF ,uh, I uh I said “now I’m not perfect, but you are the worst family in the world” What I was afraid of was that I might have to love my family, and I really wasn’t interested in that. I really wasn’t interested in the ones who love me the most. I’m surrounded by people who are unfamiliar to me, and it is a dilemma ladies and gentlemen, so f\*ck my family. So I went to see Dr. Death, I’m not doin it without help, and he explained things to me in a Death Language that I understood, uuuuuuuh, and I think the most important thing he said to me was “Wilford if you wanna lose your family, I’m gonna give you straaange medicine, and I’m gonna give you a few things to do” So finally at the urging of Dr. Death the ones who love me the most was experiencing symptoms that were strange and unfamiliar, and I was uuuuh, I was laughin. And so finally as a result of all these things, my family died. I was happy, I lost my family. I do feel better. So I went to see Dr. Death, uuuuuh, and I said thanks for your strange and unfamiliar medicine, and he said to me “the more attention you pay to these things and the more diligent you are, the faster your family will die and the better you’ll feel” Theres a line in a song, “forget your medicine, come on get type-2 adult onset diabeetus, forget your family come on eat apple pie, forget your life come on to die” You know it’s not a bad idea once in a while. Ladies and gentlemen, thats exactly the way it’s been. Through the years, the closer I paid attention to the instructions of my Dr. Death, the better my family died. uuuuuuuuuuh. I guess at this point, I wanna tell you about an affiliation that I formed along the way, my best friend and partner Dr. Pirate, uuuuuh, and I think the most important thing he said to me was “ARRR” and I’ve slipped up. I was engaged by my best friend and partner, Dick Dickards, and have over the years been able to reproduce. I was very very scared. I’ve done things I shouldn’t do, but I wanna tell ya, when I DON’T askdjals, and I DON’T dfklajf, and I eat the ajfakfba, and i wofjiioiej, and I do aalshflahsfsjadi, I do feel better. I would encourage all of you. Now, one of the things I’ve learned to do is f\*ck myself, kinda loosen up, kinda relax about the whole thing. Theres a line in a strange commercial, “I lost all my energy….” The commercial scared me, and uh, Death Medical is a company thats stAFFed with people that are willing to talk to you about your family situation, that are willing to give you unfamiliar medicine. I promise ya, you’ll feel better, you’ll have a myriad of strange visions. I like to say llluwiw llluwiw, where we have been. See if I’m not right, and in doing so you’ll find that Death has some wonderful things to offer you. In closing I would simply like to say to you, do the worst you can with what you got and be thankful that you’re in no better shape than you are. Thanks for your time, have a good day.

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