Bro everyday I just wake up and beat my meat to Donald Trump’s sexy combover like holy shit. Oh god it looks just like a corn cob when the wind blows and when that happens I just wanna shove that corncob up my ass. And on Allah his voice is beautiful. Absolutely splendid, Crooked Hillary does not have that good of a voice. And guess who pays for that voice? That’s right. Mexico. I don’t know how people don’t instantly orgasm upon seeing his wonderfully unnatural orange skin, it’s such a wonderful color. Just the right amount of orange, which is, as we all know, the ONLY acceptable color of skin. Like fuck black white brown and yellow, orange is the new thing.