Ever since I started listening to Lil Uzi Vert I’ve lost comprehension of language.
I used to be able to speak and read both English and Spanish. Now all I am capable of is melodically moaning and scrawling out crude depictions of lean on paper.
I’ve had to hire a transcriber so my family can understand me. I’m losing more brain functions by the minute, I’ve already released 3 mixtapes and 5 studio albums. Adam22 is banging on my window demanding an interview so he can “promote up and coming artists”. And I’m spending hundreds of dollars a month on autotuning software. Somebody please help me.