So a few weeks ago I ordered a dildo on Amazon to use on my girlfriend. I really wasn’t quite sure what to expect, and when it showed up it was a lot more wiggly than I expected so I had a lot of fun just waving it around. After I did that for a bit and tried (and failed) to do a bottle flip style thing to have it suction on the counter, I got to wondering how far I could take it in my mouth? Girls do it all the time, it couldn’t be that hard (haha).

I was quite disappointed in the results (like 3 or 4 inches).

I told my girlfriend about it and she thought it was funny, then tried herself and only made it an inch or two further than I could! For some reason this sparked my competitive side.

For the past few weeks I’ve been brushing my tongue every day moving a bit further back each time. About an hour ago I decided to try it out again and see if I could actually deepthroat this dildo to a respectable degree, and I took the ENTIRE thing! This 7.5″ dildo!

Jen, if you see this: I won.

Edit: To those informing me of my sexuality, I’ll be sure to take your opinions into account, thanks 🙂