In the story Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Wouldn’t Take The Garbage Out by Shel Silverstein, the titular character Sarah creates an unholy amount of garbage. It states that the garbage stretches from New York to the Golden Gate Bridge. To simplify things, I will measure the garbage in bags. The distance from New York to the Golden Gate Bridge is 2908.4 miles. There are 63360 inches in a mile. That’s 184276224 inches. If a 16-gallon garbage bag measures 27 inches, that’s 6825045.33333 garbage bags. Not only is she strong enough to endure the walk to the end numerous times and inhale such a large amount of spores and presumably toxic fumes, but she’s also precise enough to land a throw from such a distance, and carry the garbage all at once. Speaking of carry, let’s measure the weight. 1 gallon weighs about 8.34 pounds. That’s a total of 739971415.04 pounds of garbage.
In conclusion, not even her creator Shel Silverstein can stop her.