How fucking dare you. An emoji? On MY reddit app? How dare you even consider posting that cringe online? Do you wake up in the mornings and decide to disappoint your parents? I cannot fathom how a person, a fellow human being, can leave such a horrid disgrace to mankind in a reddit comment section like that. Go back to Instagram where you belong fucking scum. People like you don’t deserve to sleep at night. You should lay in bed for the rest of your life, rotting away until you are nothing more than the skull emoji you so seem to love. When you are gone and they find your remains, they will see your reddit history. They will know what you are. You will have no funeral. Nobody would have gone if you did. You will have your skeletal system dumped into a nearby river, maybe a lake if they feel gracious. Nobody will miss you when you are gone. Nobody will remember you. Nobody will want to remember you. You will simply be gone. You will have no imprint on the universe, none but one. Your stupid, goddamned, insufferable yellow faces. How fucking dare you.