This reminds of a rant that I have about Peppa Pig. In Peppa’s universe mammals can talk. Pigs, cats, dogs, elephants, rare humans, and maybe a potato or two. Smallish mammals sometimes can talk, sometimes can’t. Nonmammals cannot talk tho. Ducks cannot talk. Birds cannot talk (well Polly can repeat words, but this bird isn’t gonna have a conversation with you). Goldfish cannot talk. At least for 228 episodes this is true.

Then Peppa goes to the zoo. A lion talks and I’m like ok cool, thats a large mammal. Then out of the swamp comes this Alligator and it starts fucking talking. I can’t imagine why they all didn’t freak out. Me wife and daughter don’t know why I’m screaming at the television. We still watch Peppa but now the show is dead to me.