Hello postal community,

A striking thought came to me after doing an experiment where I attempted to piss on/in things like my cat’s litter box. After the strangely hard task couldn’t be completed, I wondered how the postal dude does it?

As we can see in postal 4, he lives across many different places in town so that it makes sense to piss everywhere like the friendly neighborhood crackhead you stare at in the city.

Postal 2, however, is more interesting. P. Dude isn’t homeless, he lives in a trailer with his morbidly obese wife. It is unclear if the trailer came with a toilet. Even more of a thought, how does the Bitch urinate/excrete her large amounts of daily intake, but we aren’t worried about her.

So, my final question is how did the Pisstol Dude learn to piss anywhere? Assuming he had parents/guardians who took him to the little toilet where he learned how to make little piss and shits, how did he learn to just let it all out on a lucky paradise citizen without the toilet?