One of the combinations you can have in poker is called straight. This refers to having 5 consecutive cards. However, it is not fair that there is no gay, bisexual, and transgender. I propose that we change the names for the different combinations.

Flush (5 cards of the same suit) – It should be called gay

Straight Flush (5 cards of the same suit and also consecutive) – It should be called bisexual.

Royal Straight Flush (10, Jack, Queen, King, Ace of the same suit) – It should be called trans.

This is NOT satire.