So my wife has been going out with Jamel (who’s real name is Tyrone but he didn’t want me to use a fake name so) for 5 months now and he is the hottest person alive. He’s 8,2 ripped, and has 50 miles of pussy destruction within his trousers.

So Jamel was supposed to come over to do tickle time with my wife while i was in our home gym and Jamel saw me and came up to me and said “nice ass” and then squeezed my rear so tightly i got an erection. Then i spun around and kissed him with all my power and made love right in front of my wife.

She was furious. She told me Jamel was her Boyfriend and not mine. So i roundhouse kick that bitch in the pp and she then grabbed a lamp and broke my balls for 2 mins. Meanwhile during our brawl Jamel was trying to negotiate a threesome which i would be more then happy to do. But my bitch ass wife won’t let me.

To stop our battle Jamel said, “hey i gonna leave forever and no sex again unless three way” so we agreed and had the greatest night of our lives. Now Jamel is leaving to go fix more marriages, he said we will see him again when he is done fucking everyone in the world.

Thank you Jamel for everything.