Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the annoying orange marshmallow so goddamn bad. I can’t stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I’ve seen literally every rule 34 post there is of them online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Marshmallow. I’m sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should’ve been busted inside of Marshmallow’s tight they/them pussy. I want them to have my mutant human/marshmallow babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors bag of marshmallows. I’d dressed it in my sister’s googly eyes and went to fucking town. She hasn’t said a word to me in 10 hours and I’m worried she’s gonna take away my phone. I might not ever get to see Marshmallow again.