You think you’re edgier than me? Well I got big news for you, buddy. NOBODY is edgier than the true swag master right here *points thumbs to self*
I’ve watched every Seinfeld episode before it even aired, I helped create every Shrek movie, I was in the smash mouth music video. I CREATED the lenny face before that frenchy’s balls dropped.
So, before you go around posting pics of you with your hipster clothes and drawn on wrist scars dabbing to smash mouth because you “actually like the song,” think first.
Just know that no matter what you do you will never be as edgy as me.