it was christmas eve, and I was all alone. I am without family for this christmas year. this was the first time that this had happened and I was extremly sad, so sad that I cried myself to sleep.

I woke up in the middle of the night, in a cold sweat. I saw something in the corner, around 6 foot 8. its long arms reached to me once I realized what I saw. It was lebron james.

he walked twords me, taking long deep strides, until he was at the foot of my bed. he looked at me straight in the eye, for around 5 long hard seconds. he then undressed, right there on the side of my bed, and climed onto it, standing with his head hitting the ceiling, and his 12 in sprite cramberry cock pointing right at me. he then asked me, “do you want a sprite cranberry”

I of course said yes, and brought the massive snake to my mouth. the moment it touched, gallons of sprite cranberry started to rush out. I instantly blacked out, from pure joy and exitement.

I then woke up. it was christmas day. I was in a cold, sweet sweat and saw that my shirt was on the ground, now a pink and soaking pile of cloth in the corner of my room. I went downstairs and I saw that there was one gift under the christmas tree, and it was a jug of sprite cranberry.