*growls to self, tossing a frightening glare way* how dare you reject her love! I would kill the whole football team to lay even just one kiss on her supple hands! *lowers my fedora and places my hand on the handle of my katana* I’ll show you! you filthy chad! *grabs my fedora and throws it like a boomerang, this maneuver makes ever girl’s breasts jiggle for their pure excitement* I have studied the blade for ages… meanwhile all you’ve done is hound over these high school thots! and of course they’d fall for a chad like you! *unsheathes my katana* prepare to meet your demise!