Here’s the way I look at it, Kimberly. We have two options here.
One, you let me take you on a date. It will be awkward at first, due to the fact that we
met on tinder. But after a while you will relax as you discover I’m quite normal and funny.
Several years and many dates later, I’ll pop the question. We’ll have a large wedding with copious amounts of family and friends. A couple few years down the road we have
a few kids and a baby on the way. You devote all the time to the kids and I spend
too much time at work and love leaves the relationship. I foolishly start an affair and.
when you find out. we get a divorce. We raise 3 kids in two households where the
parents hate each other.
Or option two: we hookup, use a condom,
and never speak again.

Think of the children, Kimberly