* Minions in some weird arcade game.
* An impossible to win Minion claw game.
* An impossible to win Minion cash drop game.
* This grotesque Minion replica thing.
* The DaVinci Mystery-oh I mean The Minion Mystery.
* A Winnie the Pooh arcade ga-oh wait there’s a Minion in there.
* Win a Vampire or Pirate Minion…or this one in the corner that looks like it has something wrong with it.
* How about this jazz game-oh no wait there are Minions in here too.
* How about this thing? This is more Minions. Minions everywhere baby! Oh and Sonic the Terrible Hedgehog. Man he sucks.
* Hey look, an instant win trap door game, I hope I can win a Minion from that-OH COOL I CAN!
* Oh man I better try and win 4,000 points so I can WIN A MINION!
* Now these Minion keychains are EPIC!
* You know, I really need some new shoes, I wonder which ones I sh-MINION!
* OH I NEED A MINION ON MY BUCKET!
* Let’s see what I can win from this little machine-oh look a Minion. Great.
* Maybe I’ll get a Minion Charm instead.
* Actually, I think I’ll go for a Minion beach ball.
* But I’ll need something to wash myself with-Minion sponge.
And I suppose I can pick up a Minion poster while I’m at it.
* Oh look, what’s this in the toy section-a Minion yoyo? And a cheap Poundland Minion balloon.
* I suppose its also important that they dominate your feet as well… Minion socks.
* Its essential that my colouring pencils also have unrelated Minions on them.
* I just need to pick up some sunflower seeds for my pet bird-oh wait there’s a Butterfly Minion.
* Where are the floor mops again-hey look a Minion.
* I suppose I should pick up a Minion card for my brother’s birthday. Wait how many Minion cards are there?
One…
Two…
And there’s another one up there…
And there…
OH HEY WHAT ABOUT ONE OF THESE I REALLY NEED ONE OF THESE!
OR HOW ABOUT A SMALLER ONE FOR GIRLS?!
MINION CLOCK, MINION STICKER SHEET, MINION FLASK, BULLET MINION, MINION BAG, MINION EASEL, MINION TOYS, MINION IN A GLASS!
WHAT ABOUT THIS FUCKING THING, I REALLY NEED THIS!

* Wait are you fucking kidding me? Some poor sod dressed as a Minion.

He looks absolutely fucking thrilled by the way.