Suddenly Satan opened another portal from Heck to attack Andrew, Gayden suddenly escaped from the portal and returned to Earth. He rolled out of Heck slowly, somehow not breaking the flow of all time and reality due to his colossal obesity and size, taking in all that his quantum-foam sized brain could process. He turned his massive head to see Adam and Addy, who stared in awe and rage. Above, a US helicopter shot at his flabby head, all the bullets pathetically bouncing off his flabs and plummeting to the ground. Gayden giggled stupidly. “Little birdie!” He bellowed. “Me love little birdies!” He groaned as he reached out for the helicopter, engulfing it into his ginormous hand. The helicopter was soon crushed, its debris falling to the ground. “What are you waiting for! KILL IT!” Adam ordered as all the ERD fired ICBMs at the monstrosity as they exploded at his flabby feet. It was like watching Godzilla square off against the Japanese military, if Godzilla had been a massive 300 feet tall (slightly)humanoid abomination wearing a human costume and the JSDF was a demonic girl about 8 feet tall with 1-foot demon horns and a sharp tail that was used for impaling. Otherwise she looked exactly like she does in reality. Thousands upon thousands of missiles landed on the beast, but none were able to kill him. Most just bounced off his flabs. Soon enough, a 32/100” gun began firing, and an ERD missile launcher aimed an M51 SLBM missile at Gayden’s eye, which went deep in. 14 streaks of light flashed across the sky and exploded across the vile thing’s flank. Soon radioactive blood gushed out and splattered on the floor. A few unlucky WimWams got hit with the ooze, and began to get immensely bloated and exploded. Soon, Gayden began to sob. “WWWWWAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” It shrieked. This was literally the only emotion he had showed so far in front of humans, with an exception from stupidly giggling at stuff. The fireballs had incinerated large chunks of flesh, and burned away large chunks of blubber from his face. Meanwhile, Addy conjured another portal above his head, raining demonic warriors on the beast. The AP 32/100 shell weighed 10,000 pounds, much like Adam, and could penetrate 150 feet of steel. It was stopped by the 450 feet of solid blubber and lack of brain in Gayden’s head. As the demons were ripping apart Gayden’s face, he whined, “Me no like red birdies! ME NO LIKE RED BIRDIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!” He tried to swat them away, but they were too quick for this low IQ plebeian. One of the demons, Nekarzeth, blew fire from his one cycloptic eye into the abomination’s pants, bullying him and burning him. A squadron of Navy F/A-18s attacked, dropping bombs. After the bombs had been dropped on Gayden, he then lumbered away in tears. “MEANIES!” He bellowed. “MEANIES HURTED MEEEEE!” . A squadron of F-15s and F-35s, along with the odd F-104 and F-105s, began carpet bombing the area around him from one side while the sky to the west was completely black with nearly 20,000 B-1s flying in formation to drop nearly 200 million bombs on Gayden. Sadly, this did not kill him and Adam ordered a bomber to drop a Nuke(Not an enchanted one. They were running out due to Adam mercilessly nuking Gaydenopolis and Caa City) on Gayden. The bomb made a massive explosion on his head and sprayed flame everywhere. Gayden’s orange hair was incinerated and highly radioactive, but he had not died, sadly. In an attempt to just get the beast away from them, Adam and Andrew just sent a bunch of IBCMs at Gayden’s back, which repelled him into the ocean, where he plummeted and made a deafening splash which resulted in a titanic tsunami. Slowly the beast lost oxygen and began to stop working. He never fully died though. Seeing as his IQ was closer to crossing over to the negatives than the Idiatards, he was never fully alive in the first place. So he just layed there. Not dead or alive. Just, there.