Kaitlin Bennett is the Huggies High Chancellor of Kent State University, where she studied rectal biology and was the founder of her college’s Fecal Freedom Coalition chapter. An outspoken pants-shitter, Kaitlin has become a viral sensation and face of poopy pants activism after her frat party antics with massive dookies went viral. Kaitlin has been featured on Fox and Feces, CBS, NBC, the Crohn’s Disease Quarterly, the Ministry of Popular Enlightenment and Propaganda, and other outlets across the world to discuss her activism to legalize dropping mad fucking logs in the US. She has been contacted by state representatives and members of the European Fecal Standards and Measurements Institute to work on regulation regarding the raising and breeding of exotic fudge dragons, and has been asked to speak at Neo-Nazi rallies across the country.

A fierce proponent of the turd amendment, Kaitlin has no apologies for her horrid smell, helping bring more Fecal Freedom Coalition chapters to universities across the United States. Kaitlin has mastered the art of going boom-boom in her famously durable turd-cuttin’ thong (dubbed Woodsplitter), and seeks to empower crypto-fascists and literal KKK members to have the same chocolate soft serve in their pants, and in pictures posted to social media