Ok Reddit, so I know the title sounds bad, but just hear me out. So basically, I (900M) was out the other day driving my car. It’s kind of an old car but it’s really amazing. It’s an old Civic that I’ve had since the year it came out. It’s not really in great condition, my passenger door and hood are red and the rest of the car is silver, and the engine only works sometimes. But hey, it gets me where I need to go. And it doesn’t matter if it’s good or not because I can’t afford anything better, I have a drug addiction and nearly all of my income goes towards drugs. To all those in the comments telling me to get counseling, fuck you. I’m doing just fine, drugs are improving my life, not making it worse.

Well anyway, I was driving around town in my Civic yesterday on my way to my drug dealer and I stopped at a mc DONALds. I was getting a cheeseburger, fries, a coke, an ice cream, a mcflurry, a cookie, two four piece mcnuggets, a quarter pounder, a chicken sandwitch, a bacon BBQ burger, a quarter pounder, a large fries, a quarter pounder, and a quarter pounder. I ordered my food and the bitch working at the drive thru took 10 FUCKING MINUTES to make my food. Jesus fucking christ, I barely ordered anything and this BITCH disrespected me. Tons of red flags there, I can’t believe I didn’t see them earlier. I should’ve avoided this situation from the start.

Well anyway, I got my food and I was leaving the mc DONALds. I was kinda busy eating my food, so I wasn’t entirely paying attention to the road and I ran a red light and almost hit another car. Well luckily, I have these special powers that helped me detect the situation and I was able to avoid it just fine.

Well then suddenly after that, I saw someone crossing the street. They were black. THEY WERE BLACK! Someone let this fucking ape-ass monkey out in the world. What the FUCK do they think this is, a goddamned zoo? I saw a fucking black person.

Well, I knew what I had to do. I had to help out he rest of society. I floored my shitbox and slammed straight into this motherfucker, going about 50 miles per hour. His head exploded and I finally rid society of this fucking gorilla.

Everyone started freaking out and calling the police. They called me a murderer and a racist. I’m not a murderer, it’s legal to murder animals. Also, I’m not racist, my slave is black.

So Reddit, AITA?