I like to touch my penis, if only to please women. I’d like to hold it for my daughter’s amusement. I want a little clitoris, and a small orgasm if you like, but I just can’t bear the thought of it hurting and getting harder. I can’t tell you how much I wish I had more sex, for what reasons, but it seems a small desire. It seems I have my penis in every possible position, ready for when I should be doing a lot of stuff. I don’t have any ideas why it hurts, but I’d prefer you to have a little of myself in order to have some fun with this. So to make you feel better, get up, sit on my chest, and squeeze my nipples. I might say to you, now is the time to fuck. You’ll be my pleasure, I promise. Then you can push your fingers around me, gently taking my vagina to every last inch of your dick. That feels good, I know, but just as hard and quick as I could ask of you. Let me suck your cock with my right hand, and stroke you with my left. Mmm, hard, and you might moan in pleasure as you do, but I’m just letting you cum inside me. Let me cum in my mouth, your favorite toy. And then give you an orgasm or two, if you prefer, and I’ll let you take more of my cum.