Fuck this shitty fucking game this shit gives me the least trophies possible after a win and I have to go up against a level thirteen fatherless lava hound bridge spam bitch ass motherfucking deck next match mind you this bitch is already in leagues but I’m getting my fucking cheeks spread raw by supercell because apparently it’s too fucking hard to give me 30 TROPHIES THIRTY FUCKING TROPHIES INSTEAD OF 28 THIS HAS TO BE THE MOST RETARTED BULLSHIT NEANDERTHAL CODED FUCKING PRIMEAPE POPULATED GAME IVE EVER FUCKING PLAYED IM GOING TO HANG MYSELF WITH THE BED SHEETS IN MY FUCKING HOTEL ROOM FUCK THIS GAME HOLY SHIT THE LEVELING AND TROPHY SYSTEM OF THIS FUCKING GAME IS MORE BASTARDIZED THAN THE FUCKING POLICE THIS RETARTED BASTARD CAN JUST ONE TAP ALL MY SHIT AND THEN THIS SAME MOTHERFUCKER SAYS WELL PLAYED AND DOES THE FUCKING FIRECRACKER HEART EMOTE IF I HAVE A FUCKING 12 GAUGE SHOTGUN ID FIND A WAY TO SHOOT MYSELF TWICE IN THE FUCKING TEMPLE HOLY SHIT