Dear all,
Recently I have acquired a keyboard that can sadly not provide you with the letter you have asked to be given. This makes me upset in a way and I am investigating the issue in the hope that this will not be happening again anytime soon. However, I hope that this does not portray a negative image regarding me and my respect towards the person that has passed away.
I pray that God will accept my prayers and shall open the heavenly gates to grant access so that the person that we have lost can enter the paradise and receive their very well-deserved blessings.
Please accept my sincerest apologies regarding this inconvenience and be aware that even though I am not able to provide the letter that is widely known as a token to pay respect on the internet, I still want to hereby pay my respects.
Kind regards,
(Your name here)
PS. All the letters that are in the alphabet are present on this keyboard. However, there is a little bug sleeping under the particular letter as described above and I am not willing to disturb its slumber and I value his rest greatly.