The paw patrol are bastards.
F. Why?
Because who the fuck gives an entire police precinct to fucking dogs?
Bro you don’t even know the lore
They are the embodiment of bastards because their existence is unjustified
Bitch don’t own the hole precinct
They got they own headquarters
Yeah cause they fuckin hyper intelligent
They shot an unarmed black lab
Bro he robbed a pregnant shiba at gunpoint 6 years ago boi
Dumbass dogs don’t need to rob people they don’t need munny. What they gonna get? Bones?
They do if they wanna be functional members of society bcuz they straight up capable of critical thinking
The only thing they capable of is stealing firefighters jobs of getting cats outta trees
Also bulldog construction worker so fuck you
Also who the fuck cares he ain’t building shit
Take that back
He. Aint. Building. Shit.
That is too far
He is morale
Fuck you asshole he is credit to team
Why tf he with the dawg police?
HE BUILDIN
BUILDING WHAT? HE A DOG
That’s like asking why is “bob the builder part of the cuban military” just don’t ask. He builds for he has no blueprint.
Look David I’m just saying he ain’t doin shit for the team. He should be with some doods in New York.
Also the chick bitch with the jetpack is way fuckin uselesser that bulldog construction man.
Bruh she got a jetpack
Look at me ooooo I have a jetpack ooooo. Nobody fucking cares
She has futuristic ass technology. She is capable of flight.
Wtf she gonna do when some bitch trapped under a building? Fucking fly around? Meanwhile bulldog fucking bullDOZERS THAT SHIT OUTT DA WAY
HE CAN’T DRIVE THOSE DUDE. HE IS A CANINE. And even if he could, he would crush people
DUDE ITA DOG DOZER IT BUILT FOR DOG ASS MANS. Mover the rocks out da way and pull the crushed pooch
WHY THE GOVERNMENT SPENDING U.S TAX DOLLARS ON D O G D O Z E R S
WHY THEY BUILD A JETPACK FOR A DOG WHY NOT FOR A HUMAN
BECAUSE THAT’S ONLY MEANT FOR DOGS. DOGS ARE NON CORRUPTIBLE. UNLIKE US HUMANS. WE WOULD USE IT FOR DUMB SHIT
HUMANS WOULD BENEFIT FROM A JETPACK MORE THAN THAT DUMBASS BITCHASS DOGASS