Maybe it’s April.

Maybe I die.

Skydiving explosion.

👎💥

And then you go and marry April.

And it makes me sad. But…

If she’s going to be with someone, I want it to be you.

Only…

I didn’t really die, I was faking it.

And I come back.

I spy on you. From my red corvette.

I’m planning to kick your ass, but I see how happy you make her.

And I have to walk away. I do, slowly, in a rainstorm.

But as time goes by it eats away at me.

You’re out living it up with MY WIFE.

And I’m alone. In a cave. Training…

I thought you were my friend.

#I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND!