You don’t watch Joe Roagn? You’re kidding me? Y’know what, how about you stay trapped in your insignificant life of biasness when it comes to everything. I’ve never found a single topic I disagreed with Joe on and never found someone who has either. I wake up and I eat my Joe Rogan cereal. I put on my Joe Rogan clothes. I put on the Joe Rogan podcast while I practice martial arts. While I practice martial arts I get high. While I get high I think about chimpanzees. While I think about chimpanzees I load my gun. While I load my gun I think about ways to disrupt the political establishment. While I disrupt the political establishment I think about how much free thought I’m choking on, and while I choke on my free thought I start to take my DMT and begin to hallucinate.

Everything I do copies that man. You wouldn’t understand; you can’t even get a morsel of how much intelligence I have gained from the God himself, Joe motherfucking Rogan. He has opened my third eye while yours continues to be shut you fucking sheep. Never talk to me again, unless you’re able to understand my intelligence. The unbiasedness this man has, the agreeability this man has- it’s all unmatched.

If you think you know anything about anything without watching The Powerful Joe Rogan, you don’t deserve to breath the same air as us intellectuals. You don’t deserve to exist in the same Galaxy as us. Scratch that- the same universe as us. Scratch that- the same existence as us. But your puny little mind probably thinks that there’s one universe. If you watch Joe Rogan you would know that there’s multiple. But you don’t, and I can see that. You’re just missing out on everyone from Elon Musk to Jesus himself having the greatest conversations about free thought ever constructed. No script. Two homosapiens. Going at it on multiple topics. I’ve learned so much from this man but you have not and it is quite noticeable if I’m being frank with you. How about next time, you go and educate yourself before you attempt to waste my time by arguing with me.