Are you tired of hitting what you’re aiming at?

Are you standing more than 3 feet away from your target?

Well then you should try the brand new Always Miss-ile™️! With the new Always Miss-ile™️ you’ll never have to worry about not missing your target ever again. The new Always Miss-ile™️ uses our patented quantum 3D printed machine learning AI block chain technology to ensure you ALWAYS miss your target.

Remember they miss so you don’t have to.

WARNING! Side effects include but are not limited to: loss of brain cells, chronic stupidity, oopsiey loops, aneurysms, constipated diarrhea, radiation poisoning, extreme nausea, existential dread, paranoia usually related to rodents but occasionally whales, specific and general insanity, cellular crystallization, useless and kind of annoying superpowers, poor depth perception, melting of both you and your surroundings, an increase of visible blood, disappointment, feeling dissatisfied, cancer, death both directly and indirectly, and the safety of your target