my life has been taken over by keebler elf. keebler is is the one sole thing is that thios sis keeping me alive right now. i would long to be a keebler elf. keebler elf. keebler elf. keebler elf is the sole thing that is keeping me from taking my keebler crackers and committing keebler suicide with my keebler crackers. if it weren’t for keebler elf, i wouldnt be standing here on this earth. keebler elf. keebler elf. what is a keebler elf? keebler elf is love. keebler elf is love. keebler elf is everything. i could not imagine a world without keebler elf. i reiteratge, keebler elf is the sole thing keeping me alive. i love keebler elf. keebler elf is the one creation i am grateful for. keebler elf. i want to be keebler elf. KEEBLER ELF. KEEBLER ELF. KEEBLER ELF! I CAN’T TAKE NOT BEING A KEEBLER ELF ANYMORE. KEEEEEEEEEEEEBLER EEEEEEEEEELF[https://youtu.be/OjxHKGdn0\_8](https://youtu.be/OjxHKGdn0_8)