Hey friends, it’s Quandale Dingle here! Tee-hee, I’ve been caught doing some silly things like playing tag with a police officer, borrowing things without asking, declaring love for Italy, and showing my tummy in public! I’m breaking out of “jail” on March 28th, and then I’m going to give all my friends big hugs! Oh, and my cousin Henry Bertolomew Dinglenut got into trouble for making a firework that was too sparkly! Ehehe, I peeked at Joe Biden’s bathroom to see if he has any cute rubber duckies, and my silly brother Kwon Lingling Dingle put too much hot sauce in my ramen, so I felt like I was on a rollercoaster! Hello there, it’s me, Kwon Dale Dingle again! I made a special drink for Vladimir Putin that made him have a really good nap. Oopsie, my little one’s hand got stuck in the kitchen gadget, but we gave it lots of kisses to make it better! Tee-hee, I accidentally spilled some water on a guard’s head while trying to give them a cool shower! And my funny friend Jumerius Quangledangle wanted to tickle my bottom during a special time of year!