Hi, my name is Jake. I’m a relatable American teenager who totally exists and i want to tell you guys about something that is a little embarrassing for me. You see, I recently had to move cities, which of course means i also had to change schools and the reason that i moved keeps me up at night. it’s just that.. well i’m disgustingly rich. i know, pretty bad right? ugh, i literally don’t know how to spend all of the money i have and if that’s not bad enough, i’m also extremely famous. i post pictures of myself on this new app called tictac and millions of people like them. now i’m like a national sensation. it’s the worst. i had to get out of my town because everyone was just too nice and respectful to me. all i want is for someone to bully me and treat me like the pile of absolute garbage i am y’know? my new school seemed pretty awful and it was in a bad part of town too – i was so excited. this place is bound to have bullies. i wanted to take the bus but it turns out there are no roads that lead to the school so i just had to use my lame teleporter to transport myself onto campus. ugh [#richkidprobs](https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/richkidprobs)​ am i right? I found the bullies on my first day taking a nerd’s lunch money i thought to myself “this is my chance!” so i approached them. “hello bullies i would like you to bully me now” i said. the leader of the bullies turned to me and said “you’ve held a mirror to my bullying behavior and i see now that i’m just projecting my own feelings of inferiority and lack of control onto others rather than dealing with them myself. i hereby resign as a bully and recommend you all join me in seeking counseling”. i was so disappointed. they gave the nerd back his lunch money and everything. ugh my life is so hard! guess i’ll try a new school. i hope that by sharing my story other people out there who literally have no problems in their life can relate. the world is just made for us i guess. gross.