I don’t wanna be “that guy” on this sub, but parents – this is EXACTLY why you beat your kids. mom, take this baby to a unisex bathroom, lock the door, and get to work: right hook, left hook, kidney shot, and seal the deal with an uppercut (I think about it like drying a dish out of the washer, but instead of drying a dish, I’m breaking every single fucking bone in the baby’s body). think your baby will ever pull this shit again? bring your baby to the Mattress Firm Memorial Day Sale and see what happens – the Serta iSeries Hybrid 100 13.5″ Firm Mattress is up to 20% off for a limited time only (and yes this is a sponsored post).

Thank you folks, happy Memorial Day, and please don’t forget to check out the Mattress Firm’s Memorial Day Sale.