**”Kung Flu Dying”**

 Oh-Cough-cough-cough

Oh-cough-cough-cough

Oh-cough-cough-cough

Oh-cough-cough-coughhhhh

 Everybody was Kung Flu Dying

That asian man coughed as fast as lightning

In fact, it was a little bit frightening

But they spread it with expert timing

 There were bat eating China men, from funky Wuhaaan

They were eating the bats up

They were chopping them down to soup

It’s an ancient ignorant Chinese art

And everybody knew their part

From a border cross to a plane

And a touching from the Kung Flu

 Everybody was Kung Flu Dying

Those kids were dying as fast as lightning

In fact it was a little bit frightening

But they spread it with expert timing

 There was infected Billie Chin and little infected Sammy Chong

He said, here comes the big kung flu, let’s get it on

We took the ak47 and made a stand

Started swaying with the 1 inch dick

A sudden motion made me skip

Now we’re into a brand new virus

 Everybody was Kung Flu Dying

Those asians spread it faster than lightning

In fact it was a little bit frightening

But they did it with expert timing

 Oh-cough-cough-cough, ACHO

Oh-cough-cough-cough, ACHO

Oh-cough-cough-cough- ACHO

Keep infecting, keep infecting, keep infecting

Sure enough

 Everybody was Kung Flu Dying

Those asians were dying as fast as lightning

In fact it was a little bit frightening

Make sure you have expert timing

Kung Flu Dying, had to be fast as lightning…