As I stepped through the door I instantly gained 20 pound, grew hair on my neck, and had a spontaneous desire to watch Japanese cartoons “for the plot.”
When the tour went to the “meme laboratory” they inspired me to make a meme and post it somewhere on r/memes about how good of a person Elon Musk is, and I got 20k upvotes. The next meme about a reference to the popular Japanese cartoon “Jojo’s bizarre adventure” got 10k upvotes. like a skinner box, i kept posting rapidly to get more of the fake internet points, until they had to forcefully remove me from the chair.
The next place we went to was the Wholesome ward, we were shown everything from puppies to people in dire straights get a hug from Keanu Reeves. I was starting to speak their lingo, “Wholesome…..Faith in Humanity Restored…..Pupperino” I muttered.
The last part of the tour was the politics room, the girl I talked to on the way who I thought was cute immediately started arguing over the current President of the United States. She said she would prefer if he was around for another term for the economy, I said she was wrong. She said he was helping the economy in a time of crisis, I said his foreign policy is childish. She said he was the second coming, I said he was the Antichrist. After that point, it just became a battle of saying things like “Yikes” and “Strawman” and “OOF” and “Cringe” Even now, every time I think of her, my distaste to a once potential lover grew.
Who knew there was a Twitter department at Reddit.

And don’t get me started on the fanbase ward, I can’t describe it (Inappropriate for a google review), but it’s what you think when you think of a fanbase on reddit