You stole the joke. It’s unoriginal and lost all of its humourous appeal after it was posted the first time when the original GQ article dropped last Wednesday or so.

But look, it’s ok. People will reward you with over 300 fake internet points that hold no real value, and all because these people don’t know any better.

You think it’s funny and you wanna spread the love.

While that’s fine and good, you need to know that there are people who are wholly aware that your joke is entirely unoriginal which can lead cynical assholes like me to make gross and unfair assumptions about you as a person based on this one tiny insight.

It shouldn’t piss me off. I’m just a random fool who saw this joke once, chuckled, and then kept seeing the joke repeated and grew more jaded than is humanly warranted.

Disregard my pessimistic bullshit; I’m just in a bad mood and you’re in the digital crosshairs.