Congratulations! You have received one (1) curse! It will be put into place within the next 48 hours. This curse entails that every 24 hours, your furniture will be moved an inch to the left or right. This will increase the chances that you will stub your toe. If we have reached the wrong person, please respond “HELP” to this text. Enjoy this curse, compliments of Agnes and Angelo Curses and Hexes Emporium.