I farted in a student’s face.

Class was working in groups and a couple were on the floor. I squatted and talked to one, but when I stood back up accidentally BLASTED one in a student’s face. Didn’t even know it was in the chamber. Student was MORTIFIED. “What was THAT?” they said. Another student kindly asked me, “Was that your shoe?” “Yes,” I replied, while the recipient of my Airsoft butt blast shook their head in horror. I apologized but honestly, it was hilarious. This student had a mouth and if I was gonna fart in anybody’s face, it would be theirs.