Yep. Never trusting my instincts again

So today during history class I was watching [this video of a cartoon making fun of America(ns)](https://youtu.be/O-8o1eCDaq4) and drinking my cereal milk. I had the video on full volume and was enjoying my time. I know I always am sure that my my mic is auto-muted when I join (on google meets) so I didn’t pay much attention. Unfortunately, I wasn’t aware my microphone was unmuted because i joined early. So 1 minute later after I joined here’s what everyone probably heard: “we execute the r*tarded in texas, you americans all look alike. look who’s talking.” So a minute later everyone says “dude, you’re unmuted and I instantly yell “oh fuck” with my mic still unmuted. I realize my mistake, go to mute it without realizing my cereal was next to me. My cereal’s sugary milk poured everywhere and now my clothes and bed are sticky with a substance that will later smell awful. My ipad’s screen also gets a splash and for some reason it won’t allow me to use the touch screen. I shamefully try to hard reset it by pressing and holding the power and home button for 5 seconds, not returning to the meet because of embarrassment. Why is my life like this?