Horrible animals unless I’m eating them. I’m from New Orleans.

I got a free wild one once and it was a good pet, I named it Jimmy. He live for around 6 years and was a great pleasure to have in my tank.

Then Jimmy died.

My wife for my birthday got me one of those blue ones that’s raised in a tank. We named him Jimmy 2. Jimmy 2 fucked my tank up royally to the point where Jimmy 2 suddenly ended up in the toilet with a salute and a good fucking luck asshole.

I’m pretty sure Jimmy 2 is in some sewage treatment plant still fucking things up, that asshole. Never hated a living being before but that little jackass killed 5 of my fish, trashed all my plants, and killed an 8 year old Pleco. Fuck Jimmy 2 and his blue ass straight to hell.