You silly normie.

To you, we’re just a bunch of trolls and haters that you can shame.

Silly fool, do you not know who we really are?

We are the secret rulers of Reddit, the TRUE ADMINS, We rule this site with an iron fist, shitposting and baiting normie lolcows for our own amusement. Fools like you think you can stop us, but you’re wrong. Oh so VERY WRONG.

From our citadel, our subscribers form a thousand strong mod cabal, ruling all the top subs. We are creating an army of shitposters to take over all of social media, and from there, the world.

And there’s nothing you can do about it.