What the fuck did you just say about me, you little senator? I’ll have you know I was elected top of my party in the National Elections, and I’ve been involved in numerous government cover-ups, and I have over 300 confirmed sex scandals. I am trained in spewing bullshit and I’m the top politician in the entire US Congress. You are nothing to me but just another voter. I will trick you into voting for me with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this country, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of NSA surveillance teams across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, you little Snowden. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your critical thinking skills. Not only am I extensively trained in gerrymandering, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the National Convention and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ideals off the face of the polls, you fucking Christie. If only you could have known what political retribution your little ‘idealist’ protest was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn libtard. I will shit campaigns all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking voting for me, kiddo.