**”Kung Flu Dying”**
Oh-Cough-cough-cough
Oh-cough-cough-cough
Oh-cough-cough-cough
Oh-cough-cough-coughhhhh
Everybody was Kung Flu Dying
That asian man coughed as fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening
But they spread it with expert timing
There were bat eating China men, from funky Wuhaaan
They were eating the bats up
They were chopping them down to soup
It’s an ancient ignorant Chinese art
And everybody knew their part
From a border cross to a plane
And a touching from the Kung Flu
Everybody was Kung Flu Dying
Those kids were dying as fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they spread it with expert timing
There was infected Billie Chin and little infected Sammy Chong
He said, here comes the big kung flu, let’s get it on
We took the ak47 and made a stand
Started swaying with the 1 inch dick
A sudden motion made me skip
Now we’re into a brand new virus
Everybody was Kung Flu Dying
Those asians spread it faster than lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they did it with expert timing
Oh-cough-cough-cough, ACHO
Oh-cough-cough-cough, ACHO
Oh-cough-cough-cough- ACHO
Keep infecting, keep infecting, keep infecting
Sure enough
Everybody was Kung Flu Dying
Those asians were dying as fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
Make sure you have expert timing
Kung Flu Dying, had to be fast as lightning…