Salaam alaikum, my name is Abu Elomar Khalid al-Australi


I’m a 27 year old Australian Mujahid (Jihadi for you infidels). I read the Qur’an and al-Qaeda training manuals on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my bomb making skills and listening to superior Nasheeds.

I train with my /unregistered firearm/ every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through kevlar because it is made by chinese slaves in rusting factories and is vastly superior to any other firearm on earth. I have been getting better every day.

I speak Arabic fluently. I know everything about Islamic history and their sharia law, which I follow 100%.

When I get my Turkish visa, I am crossing the border into Syria to attend a prestigious terrorist training camp to fight infidels and learn about magnificent arab culture. I hope I can become a suicide bomber for al-Nusra front or an IED designer!

I own several thawbs, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Syria, so I can fit in easier.


Wish me luck in Syria!