What does Bruce Lee order in Burger King?

WOPPAAAH! Shakespeare didn’t eat chicken burgers, he was too caught up with Ham-let. Chick the chicken burger on the bar-peck-cue. How does a whale like its burger?

On the Krill. If you want to perfect the chicken burger, you’ve got to keep frying.

 A ghost sits down at a restaurant table and orders a burger and a drink.

He confirms his order and the waiter asks him ‘Do you want frights with that?’ Hey, has anyone seen the new deer burgers they sell at Walmart?

I heard they only cost a buck. What do you call a Burger King on a deserted island?

Lord of the fries