A few years ago a couple of my friends (for sake of the story Mike and Jeff, not real names) and I went on a camping trip as a send off before I left for boot camp. Being the dumbfuck teenagers that we were, we had a good amount of alcohol, I was the on the the trio that had actually drunk before and I knew my limits. My friends however did not. After setting up camp and getting a good fire going we broke out the first bottle and start passing it around and taking swings, I was surprised at how quickly it was going but I didn’t really think much of it until about and hour later we were two bottles down and I discovered to my dismay that my buddy Mike was an angry drunk and Jeff was a horny drunk. I was easily the most sober one in the group so I started trying to wrangle them into the tent, Jeff was walking around in a circle jerking himself off, I decided he would be fine for the time being and went after Mike. Mike had decided that the best course of action was to walk back home to see his girlfriend and he was incredibly pissed off that I was trying to stop him. After a few minutes of talking, wrestling and a few punches thrown, Mike finally gave in and got into the tent. Now Jeff was harder than I expected, both literally and figuratively. He was still going about his business walking in his circle and still happily beating off, my attempts to get him in the tent were fruitless until he looked at me, dick in hand, and sluridly said “I’ll get in the tent if you suck my dick”. Taken aback as I was bi and he was supposed to be the straight one, I said fuck it and dragged him inside the tent to suck his dick. He ended up knocking out before finishing thank god as I had no physical attraction to this man and was only doing was had to be done. The next morning we weren’t even awkward and had a good laugh about the whole situation and are still laughing about it to this day. And that’s why I have those comments.