I know everybody will take it as a joke, but when I watch Family Guy I always like to self insert as Peter’s wife. Lois is a piece of shit and everybody knows it – I always like to imagine how I would react to Peter’s antics if I were in her place. I imagine the things I would do for Peter, and how I would treat him better, accompany him on his misadventures, or go drinking with him and the guys. I have an alternate universe where I can be my real age, without the kids and only with Stewie, who of course, as my baby, doesn’t hate me as he does Lois. I can understand him. Think Family Guy, but both me and Peter can understand Stewie and Brian, and Peter’s teenage kids aren’t there due to our age difference. I also imagine the house being closer to New York than in canon, and a lot of stories taking place near there, like date night with me and Peter, where I get dressed up well and we go out to eat, while Brian and Stewie go on some kind of adventure elsewhere in the city.

I haven’t told anybody in my life about this, I know I would get bullied. I have autism by the way, so I know that it is strange.