Once I saw a guy and he had a really nice bulge, so I went to caress the fuck out of it. He turns around and whips out a gun and points it at me and I’m like “uwu what’s this” and he calls the cops on me and I’m thinking what a big gay. I then rip off his pants and out flops a massive willy and I shove it in my dripping mouth and he is like trying to escape and I ask him, “why are you trying to run away master? Uwu” and he says, “because you’re a guy.”