I wanna clap those furry dog cheeks. I’ll bark with that bitch once I nut all over her back. Then maybe we can go play outside or some shit. Throw some balls or some shit. Maybe I’ll walk that bitch at the park or some shit. Maybe that bitch could be my guard dog or some shit. Then I’ll feed her some dog food or some shit. But I need some money or some shit. Someone could buy my shitty green Razer Kraken Pro headset for $90 or some shit.