Dear Mr. OP:

Let’s work out a good deal! You don’t want to be responsible for slaughtering Reddit, and I don’t want to be responsible for downvoting you – and I will. I have already given you a little sample with respect to my downvoting my own post.

I have worked hard to solve some of your problems. Don’t let Reddit down. You can make a great deal. u/Spez is willing to negotiate with you, and he is willing to make concessions that he would never have made in the past. I am confidentially enclosing [a copy of his letter](https://www.reddit.com/r/announcements/comments/5frg1n/tifu_by_editing_some_comments_and_creating_an/) to me, just received.

History will look upon you favorably if you give me gold in the right and humane way. It will look upon you forever as the devil if you continue shitposting. Don’t be a tough guy. Don’t be a fool!

I will call you later. Love you.