This one time I invited over three women who had a crush on me. First we went to a Mexican restaurant and I ordered us all huge Burritos with extra hot sauce and spicy Chilli on the side. Then we went back to my house. Each woman was provided with a white thong. I then got then to fart as aggressively as they could. Whoever had the underwear with the most stains at the end would win 5 bucks