I just had some dude come up to me like we were best friends. He was dressed like a monk but in pink. He started talking about Thanos and rattling someone’s taint. Next he tried to get in my car and said he left something in it last week. My door was locked so he couldn’t get in. The store manager comes out and says I’m calling the cops, guy says I’m gonna get you arrested because you wouldn’t eat my ass….he stared screaming like a girl and disappeared.
I thought I was gonna have to commit a hate crime. FFS what a weirdo.