God I fucking want Baby Nut to be real so that I can break his peanut shell into pieces.

I would crack that nut open faster than a nut cracker and fucking burn his corpse. I then would blend the burnt bits left over and feed them to chickens, right before I cook them alive. After that there will be little left of Baby Nut’s remains, and after I eat the chicken, I will make sure my shit gets sent directly into a incinerator so that Peanut fuck doesn’t get reborn. Good riddance I say. Mr. Peanut should have a respectful death, not an abomination in his place.