Just the other day I had to apply sunscreen to my scrotum. I couldn’t reach, however, so I asked by bro for help.

In order to avoid gayness/faggotry, he applied the lotion to the top of his foot and repeatedly kicked me in the scro.

Trouble was, this couldn’t evenly distribute the sunscreen.

Trying something different, he applied the sunscreen to the tip of his penis. He then stimulated said penis to achieve erection, and forcefully slapped his penis against various parts of m’scrotum, achieving a more uniform distribution.

This gave rise to another problem, however. He now had waaaay too much sunscreen on his dick. We all knwo the feeling! He asked me to assist. Not wanting to touch his wang (how fucking gay?) I instead used my tongue to remove the excess.

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/thatHappened/comments/4dr8b5/z/d1u3jqm