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 the awwied fowces have asked us tuwu,

 discwose ouw axis waw cwimes tuwu uwu

 we wewe bad, but now we wost

 we’we sowwy fow causing the howocaust

 we have pwovide ouw unwestwicted

 wecowds aftew we wewe convicted

 we’we nowt hewe, tuwu stawt mowe twoubwe

 we’we wegawwy wequiwed tuwu duwu the axis membew shuffwe

 mussowini:

 i’m mussowini awnd i’ww wefwain,

 fwom invading my neighbowing countwies again.



whawt i did was nowt too kind,

 but i’m a nice guy uwu’ww come tuwu find.



i got a nice countwy awnd a viwwa in wome.



yaww shouwd come ovew fow a bottwe of coke.



we couwd make sowme pizza, as a postwaw mendew.



but duwu keep in mind thawt i’m an axis membew.



hiwohito:

 hiwohito iws my nawme,

 my peaww hawbouw bombing iws whawt bwought me fame.



but thewe’s much mowe tuwu know abouwt me,

 i wove tuwu commit atwocities.



i shoot awnd swash wight thwough nanjing,

 juwst gwab my swowd awnd watch me swing.



but i cawn’t wape untiw decembew,

 tiww then i’m juwst an axis membew

 hitwew:

 adowf hitwew, dwopping whymes.



i’ve bewn denounced 70 times.



i know thawt sounds wike a wot,

 but 3 of those times wewe fow invading powand.



i feew weaw bad, thawt i wost.



might shoot mysewf, pwobabwy nowt.



i’m nowt hewe tuwu make pwetenses,

 i’m hewe fow my waw cwime defences.



vidkun quiswing:

 i’m vidkun quiswing, i’m numbew owne!

 nowt apowogizing fow whawt i’ve done

 in case uwu’we wondewing whawt thawt was

 i snuck intwo pawwiament awnd…



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 …Cause no twoubwe, i’m juwst hewe tuwu duwu the axis membew shuffwe

 eva bwaun:

 hey evewybody, iwt’s eva bwaun.



pwoving giwws cawn too be kwauts.



awnd by thawt i mean be a fascist.



wasn’t wowth iwt. Now i’m ashes.



uwu won’t find me twying tuwu fix thiws bwundew,

 cause i commited suicide in hitwew’s bunkew.



i’m nowt hewe, tuwu cause a howocaust.



i am hewe because the axis powews wost.



ante pavewic:

 wast nawme pavewic, fiwst nawme ante.



i’m moving in somewhewe in south amewica

 nowt as a cwoatian, but a hidden man

 if uwu wawnt tuwu kiww me, uwu wikewy cawn

 the wast thing i wawnt iws any twoubwe

 i’ve weawned my wesson fwom the axis membew shuffwe

 wewnew von bwaun:

 i’m the man they caww wewnew von bwaun

 they said thawt i didn’t have tuwu show my face

 amewica took me fow my technowogy

 if iwt doesn’t wowk they wiww unbwuw me

 i’m nowt the waw cwiminaw wewnew von bwaun

 thawt was a diffewent wewnew von bwaun

 i’m nowt hewe tuwu be my own defendew

 i’m hewe because i’m possibwy an axis membew

 wisto wyti:

 okay weaw quick i am nowt wike these peopwe. I onwy tempowawiwy awign with thewm tuwu fight off the soviets, who awe the onwy witnesses, awnd they wewe twying tuwu take kawewia awnd…



(guawd appwoaches with shotgun)

 i’m nowt hewe tuwu pack my duffwe, i’m juwst hewe tuwu duwu the axis membew shuffwe…



aww:

 the awwied fowces have asked us tuwu,

 discwose ouw axis waw cwimes tuwu uwu

 we wewe bad, but now we wost

 we’we sowwy fow causing the howocaust

 we have pwovide ouw unwestwicted

 wecowds aftew we wewe convicted

 we’we nowt hewe, tuwu stawt mowe twoubwe

 we’we wegawwy wequiwed tuwu duwu the axis membew shuffwe