ULPT:Unripe Avocadoes

All the avocados at the store are rock hard and unripe?

Buy a few bananas with brown spots on them and keep them in the same bag for a day or 2.

Bananas release ethylene gas, which causes other fruits, such as the avocado, yes, it is a fruit, to ripen more quickly.

Sorry I posted it to here. I am apparently banned from LPT.

Also, to make it unethical, spit on all the ones in the store that arent ripe yet, but make sure no employees or cameras serotonin your face.