I am sexually attracted to cookies. Cookie clicker has ruined my life. Whenever i clicked on the trailer for this game and I saw that “this game can be played in many languages” my heart was pumping! How does this cookie know so many languages? I instantly bought the game because knowing languages is extremely attractive! And then I loaded into the game and I was screaming and creaming at the sight of the grandmas. I have now ascended in the cookie world. People probably think “do you leave this game on while you sleep?” No. I stay awake watching the cookie jiggle as i caress my mouse. This is not a joke. I cant escape cookies. Every weekend if I’m not locked in my cage i bake cookies. and when I’m not baking cookies I’m playing cookie clicker. I cant help it anymore. Someone please send help.