Holy SHIT. I just laughed at this so hard my stomach sunk a total of 3 sizes, so much so that the rapid internal pressure increase caused my veins to pop, my eyes to nearly be ejected out of their sockets, my ears to pop, and for multiple fluids to come gushing out of my body all at once.

From this, I then proceeded to ejaculate so hard that my nearly displaced eyes sunk way back deep into my skull, so much so that the ensuing shockwave caused an earthquake and a geothermal event subsequently causing a 30-mile long 100-mile deep fault/ravine in the ground to split open, revealing molten hot lava which then came bursting out of the ground and igniting my house as well as the entire street on fire. Along with the magma and ash spewing out causing immediate crop failure within a 10-mile radius and gradual crop failure within a 100-mile radius, the large ravine also revealed multiple pockets of highly unstable elements such as uranium, plutonium, and radioactive hydrogen isotopes which were then set off by a chain reaction caused by the shockwave, sudden release of high pressures from not only me but also the earth itself, and the high temperatures experienced. Ultimately this all resulted in multiple nuclear detonations going off roughly 10 kilometers from where I am currently standing. Resulting in a nuclear winter, combined with the volcanic one.


Haha. Funny Bro.