Last week we wether or not Doctor Strange’s multiverse could be real, And I finally have an answer:

Using Stephen Hawking’s multiverse theory, I concluded that there are in fact 14,000,605 possible multiverses, but there is ONE problem…

Out of the fourteen million multiverses, there isn’t a single one where you get some bitches. This is a quite rare phenomena, this lack of bitch-getting is so rare, that even Dream had better odds at speedrunning Minecraft, *and he fucking cheated*!

I know you’re probably asking “Why?”, “Why do I get no bitches?”, but I think a better question is “Who?”, as in “Who the fuck asked?”

You see, nobody asked for your opinion, and by giving it anyway, it tells us that you want attention. A very common symptom of fatherless children.

Funnily enough, there also isn’t a single multiverse where your dad comes back with the milk.