Mark Zuckerberg sips his water, gets off his booster seat and peels of his human skin suit to reveal his slimy scaly alien lizard body, and walks up to you in the middle of the senate room. ‘We are soulmates y/n’ he says, licking his scaly lips and opening his yellow lizard eyes up wide.

‘But zuccy 😫,’ you exclaim ‘we can’t, we’re infront of the senate.’ You sigh, and make a uwu, as he peels back your human skin suit, and you reveal yourselves as lizards to the whole senate. ‘Y/N pretend it’s just you and me, the senate against us.’ ‘Nya’ you say back, anime eyes glowing.