I’m very sorry for my comments. I have recently found out that it was not the Jews who did 9/11, but instead was Ronald Reagan who was trying to get revenge on George Bush.
Hey, speaking of Bush, have you heard of kush? Recently, I smoked weed with a few circles of sea turtles and I tell ya, it was amazing.

Well, not really circles, all of the turtles I’ve met are aimless and pretty stupid (probably Clinton supporters), but the point is we have fun. As much fun as a bunch of sea turtles can while being held hostage by a man with a saw. I don’t think they like being on land, but I just can’t seem to get my lighter to work underwater. I blame the Bush Administration. They always did hate having a good time. I heard they executed a guy for bringing a yo-yo to work.

Anyway when you smoke weed with sea turtles, they inhale the fumes and internally convert it into a less harmful gas that provides the same effects as smoking weed but also lasts longer and doesn’t have a chance it will kill you. It also smells of the sea and fish, which is nice as I won’t annoy people if I smoke weed in front of their faces. Weed stinks, you know. Overall, smoking weed with a sea turtle has multiple benefits, I would recommend it and I urge all of my readers to vote for Ronald Reagan in the upcoming election.