Ooh yeah I bet that feels good, doesn’t it? Mr big shot, strong, totally not insecure or small-dicked redditor than frequents r/MMA, I bet you enjoy calling other guys out for being nice to women, don’t you? Probably makes you jealous because the last time you were within 6 feet of a girl your age was during middle school gym class when you were forced to be dance partners.

Who’s the real simp here, huh?