Fortnite causes uncurable braincancer, that will not kill you, but make you autistic over time. The more you play, the more it affects you. Common symptoms are:

\- Kid like voice.

\- Cringey behaviour.

\- #1 Victory Royale

\- Addicted to ninja

\- Buying ninja merch

\- repeatedly saying “What do you mean”

If someone close to you even considers playing fortnite, stop them **immediately**!