Your a dad, you just got a divorce with your wife about 6 months ago and its your turn with your son. Its around lunch time and he’s been complaing of being hungry. You decide to go to a restaurant with him. You recently got over a chicken nugger addiction. You go to the table and pick up your menue, your son gets a kids menue for he is not yet capable of consuming non-kids food. He looks at the menue, “dad! Dad! I want this!” He says as he points to the menue. You look.
Your son wants a 15 peice chicken nugger. Your head starts to spin as your mouth waters.
Chiken. Nugger.
All you can think about are nuggers. You try to snap out of it but soon the menue becomes a nugger. Your son becomes a nugger. Everything becomes a nugger.
You start sweating.
You moan “chicken nugg. Nugger…” The waitress walks up and asks if your ok, but all you see are chicken nugger. No waitress. You get up and exit the building completely forgetting your son.
Nuggers are spinning around your head. You can’t escape the nugger.
Nugger
Nugger
Chicken Nugger.
You keep running but you can’t escape them. The world becomes a nugger. Cars become Chicken Nuggers. You are slowly becoming a chicken nugger. You can’t take it anymore and jump in front of a moving nugger. You die.
Remember kids don’t do chicken nuggers. This has been a goverment approved PSA.