After two weeks of no sex, last night my boyfriend and I had sex. However at one point during it, he started eating my ass out (we like that kind of play, don’t judge), and as a joke I tried farting in his face while he did it. Except a little bit of poop came out when I did it and hit his tongue, and now he refuses to eat my ass out anymore, and keeps making fun of me. What the fuck? Time for another two weeks of no sex again 🙄 he’s really starting to irritate me.

He should be thankful that I, a business entrepreneur in my own right, let him have a taste of my products