This morning I woke up but I didnt have a lot of time to eat cause I had to go to Mars so for breakfast I ate beans, broccoli brussels sprouts cauliflower eggplant bran muffin, cheese eggs prunes and some of that Jamie Lee Curtis yogurt that makes you poop. I drove over to the wedding chapel but i noticed some yellow smelly discharge leaking out of my anus. My girlfriend (my crush) was like “EEWWWW! WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL?” She ran to the chapel herself, leading to her having explosive diarrhea with beans in it, and there was pus in it. Some old lady with autism thought it was chocolate and ate it a barfed pus. When I got into the chapel, I walked in with my girlfriend and we kissed. She threated to let it rip in my mouth. She farted. I stood up and liquid crap shot into her throat and I swallowed it. It touched her soft, shiny tonsils and I threw up black bile. She barfed white, smelly pus all over the priest and intestines flew out of her mouth. Boogers flew out of her nose and snot went everywhere. She went into a coma. The priest said “What the f\*ck are you doing here, idiot?” I punched him in the face and the police were called. I decided to hide the evidence by shooting everyone with my MG44. I shot myself and my girlfriend and we all went to hell and got assassinated by the devil. Do I still have a chance with my girlfriend?