3 seconds? Son, that is rookie time. I’m disappointed in you. 3 seconds is the fastest you can spank your salami into submission? Psh, upon laying my eyes on my special video (no I’m not telling you which one it is), the jizz from my balls gets evacuated instantly, like a million children bursting out to play at recess, except there’s only one door and that door is my dick. My nickname would’ve been the “vomitorium” because my dick is like a vomitorium to my unborn children. Except it’s not because it’s swamp dick johnson. Look son, I guess what I’m saying is that next time you post about how fast you can wring your balls out, you better understand that there are experts among you who look down upon such an amateur performance. Pm me if you want any tips.