Reddit, I need to say something…

Keanu Reeves… IN DIAMOND HORSE ARMOR???

BREATHTAKING WHOLESOMENESS 100! #BeBreathtaking WHAT IF SVEN AND PEWDIEPIE AND MR BEAST AND KEANUR REEVES WORE DIAMOND ARMOR TO AREA 51 AND IF YOU LOOK AT THE CIRCLE YOU’RE GAY!!!

EDIT: OH MY GOD!!! MY FIRST GOLD!🎉🎉🎉💰💰THANK YOU KIND STRANGER! AND TO ALL THE PEOPLE SAYING HASHTAGS DON’T WORK ON REDDIT… /r/WOOOOOOSH YOU JUST GOT W-W-W-WOOOOOOOOOOOOSHES INSTAGRAMMER! GO BACK TO FORTNITE! GETTING GOLD 100! WOOSHING INSTAGRAM FORTNITERS 100!

EDIT 2: 10,000 UPVOTES AND 2 PLATINUMS!!!! CAN WE GET A SPONGEBOB MEME AND A WHOLESOME BREATHTAKING IN THE CHAT? /R/FISTULA!!!

EDIT 3: MY FIRST ADMIN INVITE! TO /R/SVENTSERIESWHOLESOME OH MY ELON!!! STAR WARS ELON! I’M GOING TO WOOOOOOOOOOOOSH SO MANY NORMIES! WOOOOOOOSHING 100! #WOOOOSHNATION

EDIT 4: 40,000 UPVOTES EVERYONE AND 6 PLATINUM! I’M SO HAPPY TO HAVE BEEN ELECTED US PRESIDENT AND MY FIRST ORDER OF LAW IS TO GIVE EVERYONE… (wait for it 100) DIAMOND ARMOR! FROM MINECRAFT! WOOOOOOOOOOSH!

Edit 5: 238,058 UPVOTES! I HAVE BEEN NAMED DICTATOR PERPETUO OF THE GLOBAL KEANU BREATHTAKING 100 EMPIRE!!! WHOLESOME WOOSH 100! #SVEN!!