What’s a creative way to say “let’s fuck”?

Let me disappoint you for a few minutes

Wanna come home and watch porn in my mirror?

Did I ever tell you about that time I went backpacking through Europe?

Let’s burn some calories in my bed

“Wanna go halves on a bastard?”

Let’s Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

How do you like your eggs?

Let’s get nekkid.

“BeCkiE LeMe SmAsH!”

“The kids are asleep”

Wanna rock the casbah?

Let us join our bodies in a brief but long lasting moment of bliss that will be a cherished memory long after the moment has ended.

You know it’s perfectly OK to practice baby making without actually making a baby. I’m actually quite good at it. You wanna try?