People sometimes ask if I have a ‘toaster fetish.’ Sure, I may have violently jacked off to the thought of heating my dick up in a toaster several times, but that doesn’t mean I have a toaster fetish. However, after talking to my doctor, apparently, I do. It makes sense, since I constantly want to stuff my raw throbbing meat inside the heat rectangle and scream with orgasmic pain as it sets my weenie on fire. Every time i jack off i think of how much better it would feel if it was in the pop tart machine. We were using toasters in home ec earlier and i nearly busted a nut just looking at one. Call me crazy, but toasters are really fucking hot. My girlfriend dressed up as the Brave Little Toaster for Halloween, and I fucked her all night because of how turned on I was while thinking of her costume. I want a toaster to toast me like a bagel bite.