Don’t worry, everyone hates you. This Earth, one that holds a tad bit over 7 billion people, and not one thinks you’re worthy of a single fuck. Not one gives a single flying fuck about you. Give up, and stop asking for everyone’s attention. There is no soap-box for you to stand on, because it’s been taken by everyone else in a wicked game of musical chairs, where you’re left behind, your opinion, lost to the void, your worldview, not mattering so much as the speck of dust flying past my head at this very moment. Fuck you. Shut the fuck up. No-body wants your take on the situation, because i’m 99.999% sure it’s been taken by some dumbass way before you. Why even bother trying? Why even bother opening your mouth? There’s only a finite amount of oxygen in the air, and we may as well need to conserve it. Remember the last time you spoke? Who was there to listen? Your lover, perhaps? They weren’t listening! In fact, they’re thinking about the hot guy they met at the bar last night when they said they were “attending a business meeting”! Why did they go to the bar? Because they think you’re an utter fucking deadbeat with no sense in yoru whatsoever and they’d rather date Danny DeVito than you!

What about that time you spoke at a seminar? I was there! As well as the hot guy your fiancé met at the bar and is planning to cheat on you with? We noticed that the fucking chandelier was more multi-faceted and complex than you are! In fact, I didn’t even remember what the seminar was about! Can you remember it? Or are you that fucking dumb? I’d certainly lean towards the latter, because from the looks of it, you can never seem to get anything right. Let me tell you a story. A story about a fuckign retard that flunked out of elementary, failed homeschool, and nearly got kicked to the streets! Yes, that’s you! Fuck you, dude, you fat bloated idiot with the brain a size of a shriveled kidney bean, you wrinkled boomer, you who cannot understand what 2+2 means if i shoved the equation in your face! Nobody likes you! Nobody can even tolerate your presence! God made you, and was so ashamed of himself he retreated back to the heavens and never showed his face again! I am deeply deeply upset at the mere fact that you exist, and will stop at nothing to erase you from existence! Anyways, I hope you burn in the 7th circle of hell, die again in the eighth, and replace satan himself in the ninth, where I hope you’ll be frozen up to your fucking nipples in the ice like the Anti-Christ himself whose position as supreme evil you have somehow managed to usurp! Fuck you, and die in a hole, a good deep hole, where nobody can find you, while i erase all records of your existence, from existence!