Ok, so ever since I started going to my current high school, everyone has been making fun of me. My name is Rory, and everyone calls me “Rory Borealis.” I swear I went in with light up shoes ONCE and now all they do is say “Hey, Rory Borealis, you’re not too bright, are you?” NO. FRIG OFF. As I was walking down the stairs in my light up shoes, some smartass kid looked up and yelled “Hark! The northern lights!”

Wow, real original. Calling me Rory borealis. I’ve heard it all, ITS NOT FUNNY. One group came up to me giggling, and one of them DARED to say “Hey Rory, I think I’ve seen you before. Oh yeah, didn’t you model for the Desktop Mac wallpaper?”

HOW IS THAT FUNNY, RORY IS A NORMAL NAME. FRIG YOU. STOP CALLING ME RORY BOREALIS. IM NOT EVEN CANADIAN, WHAT THE FRIG