Oh sweet peanuts

Tis long since I held your sus

Supple frame in my bony fingers

Peanuts high in fiber

Peanuts my true desire

Peanuts dusted salt

They are always great on a platter

The nuts in my mouth

Make me salivate like I matter.

Oh these, these nuts,

These sweet, sweet nuts.

Oh supple nuts!

Peanuts that expire in The year 2022. 

Are at A calcium level of two

At 170 calories, pack quite a punch

Kind of like my daddy after brunch.

What can I do without your salty touch

It invigorates me, cone friction clutch!

Contains peanuts oil, like my mcnugget

Call me BTS, like a ten piece nugget.

I’ll defend this peanut with my musket.

Just like the founding fathers intended.

I will not let my peanuts be misrepresented.