The song “The Cha Cha Slide” is **VILE, EVIL AND DANGEROUS.** It has had an extremely dark truth the whole time you’ve been dancing to it, and it’s been right under your nose, but you never have even noticed it. For all of these years, your teachers, the school dances and the bowling rinks that play this disgusting piece of shit have been lying to you. This isn’t just a song to dance to. This is a guide on how to kill people, covering these dark and disgusting lyrics with a hip-hop beat, with lyrics such as “How low can you go? Can you go down low? All the way to da floor? How low can you go? Can you bring it to the top? Like it never never stop? Can you bring it to the top?” These lyrics are obviously explictly describing a ROBBERY. Or, the REAL offenders, “Left foot let’s stomp, cha cha real smooth”. This is obviously a description of how a person can be murdering someone, and getting away with it by leaving the scene. The signs are obvious. They have been obvious all of this time. You have been too blind to see it. This song is the reason why so many people go to jail for assault, or murder every year. It is the reason why people die. It is the reason why it seems today that the society we live in is FALLING. We need to exterminate it while we still can. It is a threat that needs to be eradicated.