I was at an applebee’s bar (don’t ask) and me and my bud were just shootin the shit when these three women, they start talking about the the next president and how it’s definitely finally going to be a women, because look now how good it was to be a successful woman at the time, basically.) This was back when feminisim was all the rage and all the women seemed to think they were invincible.


I turned to them and look at them straight and said, “there’s no way in hell there’s gonna be a woman president before we have a black president.”


THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES, you should have seen those priceless faces, haha! They were like pikachu faces before there was picachu. And none of us had ever even heard the word Obama.


So, whelp, they didn’t even say anything to us in response. Just finished their drinks and left. And that was the night we definitely didn’t get laid.