I was in the Space Corps back in 67’, we called it space Nam then. My unit fought off a battalion of NLA (North Lunarniese Army) riding Jetpacks and solar powered mechanical attack donkeys. It was a crazy fight, ten million troops died, I was the only survivor. Please disregard that I look 22 years of age, the Agent Tang they deployed out there to kill the space plants has extended my youthfulness. I won a galactic medal of honor from Andrew Jackson himself’s disembodied head in a jar for leading a unit of specialized saboteur NASA chimpanzees in the battle of “that empty piece of space over there.” Now please son before I have to call upon the President of Space to report your civilian insubordination, let me have my military discount!