Jeep®. A car without windows. A car for not pussies.
Cars that even firemen want to drive. Jeep®.
Mountains in the background, just riding with your bae. Know she’s a bad bitch when you pull up in the new Wrangler (brought to you by Chrysler). Jeep®.
Highly flammable. Highly dangerous. Always erect while driving. Jeep®.
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Wanna know a surefire way to pick up girls 17-18? Jeep®.
Jeep® is a leader in worldwide customer appreciation. Kyle died in a tragic Jeep® accident, they gave his entire family brand new Jeeps®.
Jeep’s® new partnership with Pizza Hut introducing the Jeeperoni® Pizza. All traction, all wheel, all-season tires. Hand-delivered by a bearded man.
Wanna make sure that MILF comes home with you from the bar that night? Show up in a Jeep® that reminds her of a time when her vagina didn’t look like a hallway. Jeep®.
Show up to your school, everyone says “cool car” but really they’re calling you a douchebag? Jeep®.
Find a pound of turkey deli meat? Jeep®.
You like plastic windows? Jeep®.
Wanna have no protection when you get t-boned? Jeep®.
What says classy more than unzipping your window? Jeep®.
Did you go to Applebee’s but you couldn’t finish all your Wynnstay Wings? Don’t worry, you can wrap it up in your plastic windows. Jeep®.
A horn so manly, it can blow up a tank. Jeep®.
Rest in peace. Jeep®. Ride off into the ocean.