I’ve really noticed the change in him, since he broke up with Kaytlynn.

He stopped mixing vodka with his Monster, and he only leaves mere dents in the drywall instead of the usual 2 foot holes.

He got 360 no scoped by Xxpussayy_slayerxX on COD the other day, and didn’t even call him a n*gger. He did say that he would fuck Slayer’s mum, but I don’t think his heart was in it.

The brim of his hat has a small curve in it now, and I can no longer see his pecs through the arms of his basket ball jersey.

He got another tattoo yesterday. It was a tasteful and sensible design penned by a payed professional.

We walked by a Muslim couple the other day and only called them “Packie Cunts.” They actually were Pakistani and he didn’t even oink.

It’s really sad.