Okay so adam and eve, they ate that apple of forbidden knowledge, well , hear me OUT.
So apples have seeds.
Those seeds contain CYANIDE.
Jesus came to earth , said fuck yeah imma hang with the lgbtq and hookers and shit and fckn grow weed in this fucking place and cured some people’s glaucoma,
Then fucking got killed cause he was WOKE.
And said what they were doing was ✨BARBARIC✨AND ✨✨WRONG✨✨
well,
What .
If .
Weed.
Cures.
Cyanide.
Poisoning.