l hate shitting!

I’ve been sitting on this toilet for the past 25 minutes and it just keeps coming out!!! I just want to get started with my fucking day but here I am stuck on the toilet once again. And getting the shit out is only 1/3 of the job. Now you have to spend the next 30 minutes wiping and wiping only to still have brown on that toilet paper. This is absolutely outrageous. Think about how much of our lives we’ve wasted just shitting. Very lousy body mechanism. I rate 1/10.