Gods π I π love π Gauls πππ My granddaddy ππ¦ππ¦ππ¦ loved π them too π¬ even before π they gave him cummies ππ¦ππ¦ππ¦ Did you think Iβd πββοΈ be out here on the frontier without π« good π reason? π€π€π€ Yes π Rome needs a strong πͺπͺ frontier. No π ββοΈπ ββοΈ Rome doesnβt need unwashed π«ππ« barbarians giving her cummies π«ππ¦π«. So, thatβs why Iβm πββοΈ here π the leader of the Julii πππ to bring Roman cummies ππ¦ππ¦ to Gauls ππ. Friendship? π¬π«π Thatβd be good π too. This π orgy ππ¦π with the Gauls π¬ wonβt last long β² and when itβs done π Iβve πββοΈ got plans. This is all about power πͺπͺπͺ power πͺπͺπͺ in Rome πππ. Going down π that road π£ means giving cummies ππ¦ππ¦ππ¦ to all my rivals πππ the Senate π΄π΄π΄, the Greeks πππ, those Carthaginian elephant-riders ππ, the Scipii ππ¦ and the Brutii ππ¦ families too. After all, the man who controls π Rome π rules the world π€²ππand one βοΈ day β³ I πββοΈ will be Emperor π€΄π€΄π€΄