Welcome to my den. Fuck all of you jew loving motherfuckers. Your brain is smaller than the life expectancy of an abortion. I Rock Steady like Jamaicans do, your dick is softer than baby poop.

I don’t know none of you cats so I don’t have remorse for none of you cats. Even if you had nine lives or more transplants than David Rockefeller, going against me is not a sensible option. You’ll be enacting the opposite of Groundhog Day the movie, because you’ll just repeat being fucked by me in the ass repeatedly and your drawing board consists of left over dried cum from the medieval sessions of me sodomizing your fruity ass pussy ass while you splattered statutory rape juices all over making your bitch ass drawing board a collateral damage victim– I said pussy ass because your fruity ass has a boypussy. Get it? You fruit fucking motherfuckering faggot fucking bitch.

With the wordplay I’m better than James Joyce. With the canvas I spark pictures more mystic than the visage of Vincent Van Gogh’s images.

I hate french fries. If you’re French you’re fried. I’ll bust your pumpkin shaped butthead bitch french faggot motherfucking ass up.

I don’t like weeaboos. You should stick to fucking your dead girl pillows.

I hate furries. I have one question. Why are all furries gay and infatuated with humanized dogs with oversized dicks and bubble butts?

Last of all, you fucking nancy ass Nancy Drew detective novel IQ having reddit blogging motherfuckers. Let me guess. White men are oppressed and David Foster Wallace is the greatest writer ever.

I’m out.