If you really think about it, two VR traps getting it on is pretty much the purest expression of male heterosexuality on the planet. If you bang a guy, you both have dicks, and you both like dicks. Two pants full of dicks and two heads full of dicks. That’s 4/4. 100% dick, 100% gay. If you have sex with a woman, you have a dick and she likes dicks, so 2/4. 50% gay. But if you are a VR trap, and you have VR sex with another VR trap, not only do neither of you have dicks in the virtual world, both of you also like pussy. 0/4. 0% gay. 100% straight. The math checks out.

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