my brother ate my fucking pringles

im so fucking mad. im fucking malding. i bought this beautiful can of sour cream and onion pringles in preparation for a night of gaming. i left it on my fucking desk. shit was sealed. had a note on it that said “reserved for big dick no balls legend” and left the house to run some fucking errands. i come home, thinking to myself, “oh boy. time to eat my pringles. and enjoy a night of gaming.” but my pringles are FUCKING gone. My armpits feel a little moist at this point. I get my phone and start a mass text to everyone I live with. just as I expected, no one replies. I run to my brother’s room. I bet you this fat fuck ate my fucking pringles. im in a fucking rush. by this point im shaking uncontrollably.

“Did you eat my fucking pringles?” I asked him politely. “Yes. I didn’t realize they were yours,.” by this point adrenaline is coursing through my veins,. my brain has activated fight or flight mode and i chose fight. i fucking start crying. im throwing shit. .

tl;dr: fuck you you fucking ass hole all that time in the marine crops changeds you thakns for your FUCKING SERVICE!!!!!!!