Sexual Ghost Attack Again

I felt something visiting. This time 2. They started sucking one nut each. Wasn’t a fan. I told them to go for the head. Felt a little uncomfortable, kinda like it was probably gay? Had no way of telling so I said some Jesus stuff. They dissappear by shrinking into shadows. I look over and Jesus is sitting on the dresser I don’t have. He’s small and has a blue nose. He’s just staring at me. Suddenly I swing on him, not meaning to do harm. I don’t know fucking why I did that. He did some ninja decoy shit and turned into 4 AA batteries that fell over and rolled off the table. I looked over and he was watching me from another position. I explained why I don’t know I did that and felt at ease. I woke up.

Kinda proud of myself for avoiding head from a ghost or something this time, but I swung on Jesus. So, idk