Your family must hate you. They grimace and look the other way whenever you show up. Your cousins aren’t allowed around because you stink and your aunts and uncles don’t trust you not to touch them inappropriately. Your father cries at night wishing they had given birth to a normal child and not this hideous beast that’s still living with them at 35yr old. Your parents were a little proud when they found out you were getting into politics and finally leaving the house but then they found out you were a frog fucker they heard about on the news who votes based on 4chan memes reposted on Reddit. Your father yelled at you for doing Nazi salutes in front of your grandfather who survived WW2 and you responded by calling them cucks before stampeding down the stairs into your basement room. Your mother had hoped you would trip and break your neck so they wouldn’t have to deal with you anymore.