Cumpitalism is the best system ever wtf is communism ewww wtf is even capitalism bro why not use cum for currency wtf is paper? Cum is the most valuable thing there is. If you don’t cum you don’t have the chad chromozome(Y) i build a satelitte that detects if you have it or not and if you don’t have it it shoots a lazer at you. Because people who can’t cum don’t deserve to live. I have just opened a cum exchange. Give me 1 dollar and i’ll give you 1 ml of cum. It’s that simple. I have started replacing the global pumping system with a cum pumper. It takes the cum in the atmosphere and makes it liquid. To go into your showers. Cum has vital vitamins too. It’s the best juice ever. So refreshing. It’s healthy it’s good and it’s cum. What more could you ask for?