I’m not an easy person to invest in. I shed a lot of traditional wisdom in favor of figuring things out on my own. So stuff pops up like you trying to use the word “equity” in the conversation and then me not knowing exactly what you mean. Like, ok it’s ownership of a portion of the company, but you still don’t really actually own that portion of the company? Like I’m not even sure whether equity would actually entitle you to that percentage of the company’s profits or revenue? I could Google it but I don’t care or even want to know. I’d define terms of a deal in more plain English. I’d employ executives who are willing to do the same. I’d expect it to be much better for the company than any expertise in financial lingo would be, because what I do know about the finance world shows me that its people and methods are mostly retarded. Words like “income” and “profit” are just thrown around meaninglessly despite having actual definitions in the dictionary that could be used instead. I’m not playing that game; I will legitimately be a multi-billion-dollar CEO and still play dumb pretending not to know the meanings of common finance terms, continuing to force plain-English negotiations. And you probably read all this and just shut down and have zero doubt that I’m incompetent. Which is why in the long run I will dominate your kind, probably create a trillion-dollar corporation and maybe destroy capitalism.


If you’re one of the rare types to read all this and not shut down – probably doubt me heavily, but still wonder a bit rather than being dead certain – then message me. We’ll just discuss shit in plain English until you reach a certain conclusion on my competence. I believe if you’re open-minded after reading this comment, you will eventually come around to the view that I’m among the best businessmen ever to live, if not simply *the* best. I’ll teach you the meanings of efficiency and synergy, my dude. But it will take a very long time conversing. Like I said, I’m difficult to invest in. If you want the one investment opportunity that can make you hundreds of millions in returns on an investment of a few thousand dollars, you gotta work for it. If my pitch could be made quickly and efficiently, you’d be competing with so many other investors. The complexity and obscurity of my talents is what keeps this opportunity in the bargain bin for you. Are you the one investor smart enough to figure me out and get in at ground zero?