You only have 15 years of industry experience? That’s cute. I have 15 years of experience in React, Angular, and Vue alone. Technically, I have 17 in Angular, but it’s easier to just lump them all together – they’re all the same to you. I have almost five decades of experience writing web applications on punch cards, and I’m only 22 years old. I’m a web entrepreneur, and I release a top app on Google Play each month. War of Lust: Strike war? That was me. Speaking of Google, in my free time, I’m a senior developer at Google for an extra $1.6m a year, and that’s just so I have some walking around money (if you know what I mean).

You write a chess engine when you’re learning a new programming language? Snore. Boring. How about something bigger, like a P-time theorem prover? You think you’re so high and mighty, but you don’t even know how to prove that sqrt(2) is irrational, let alone prove the Collatz conjecture. I once wrote an algorithm to break AES256 encryption in O(logn) time as a snack. I am so much smarter than you, and my educational background is so much more comprehensive than yours, that I look down and laugh at your kind simply because I am better than you.

Read the documentation? I’ve read all of it. In fact, I didn’t just read it all, I wrote a good chunk of it. I contribute to at least 30 different open-source projects every day. I literally wrote GCC, bud. Don’t believe me? Check out my Github. I want to take this opportunity to remind you that I am so much better than you and so much smarter than you, and you’ll never amount to anything nearly as successful as myself because I am simply that much better than you.

Edit: literally nothing. I’m so good that I don’t even need to edit. Not only does my code always run on the first try, it does exactly what I want it to do. Not once in my life have I seen the words “Segmentation fault” on my screen, except when a wannabe posts his shitty code to Stack Overflow. Comments are for the weak, and writing tests is a waste of thousands of dollars a minute. I am literally God, and I’m damn well aware of this fact. Don’t even think about wasting my time again.