I’m gonna tell you a little secret: I have giant balls. Even when I was a wee baby, I had large testicles. And what sucks is that they hang like an old man’s balls. When I was in middle school, a bro of mine caught a peak and screamed “holy shit you have balls as big as chewbacca!”. From that day forth till the end of high school, I was known as chewbacca big balls, or just chewbacca for short. Back then I was ashamed. Now I own that shit. Hell yeah, call me that all you want, cuz its true. My name is chewbacca big balls, don’t you ever forget it