can we just be completely honest and transparent for a second bois? toothpaste sucks DICK! it has legit gone so downhill these past years it’s actually depressing. imagine your back in the good old days right 🙂 a day where we played spore and ran around in the forest playing games with the bois back in kindergarten 🙂 and then in the morning and evenings we had to brush our teeth and we WHIPPED out our cool lighting McQueen toothbrush and the toothpaste consisted of some sweet cotton candy like meterial with sparkles on it! remember back when toothpaste was basically fucking candy and u were expected about it? WTF is the shit we gotta deal with these days! some bad tasting mint shit?? mint sucks! mint is some weird ass candy you accidentally eat at your grandparents on christmas because I though there would be caramel inside of the chocolate! and specially kind with water! mint with water legit destroys your mouth! and water is a big part of brushing our teeth. who the fuck though about this who’s plan was it to fuck up toothpaste