To those who don’t appreciate water,

‪It’s such a blessing, refreshing, don’t get it twisted,

this ain’t a diss, but I’ll keep my distance,

but let me show you what you’ll receive from your ignorance,

but don’t forget, sugary drinks are fine in moderation 😎

“You ain’t a water enjoyer? That ain’t a life worth livin’! (Virgin)

Now, time for a story and lesson to be given,

when you’re at your friends house, you ask fo’ a drink,

your host offers one, here’s a hint, an abundant resource, right from the sink,

fresh water, filtered-clean, the best thing you’ll EVER see!

Iced in a cup, they offer it up,

You decline, saying your fine, you ask for sum else,

your host, naturally searches,

not to disappoint the guest, that would be atrocious!

Searching shelves for yourself, selfish, how about ya’ search yo’self! (Shellfish)

You might be wonderin’, ‘What da shellfish doin’? He don’t pertain to this rap’- to that, I interrupt,

replying,

I DON’T GIVE A FUCK! (FUCK)

They come back, ashamed, (FUCK)

nothing to show, anything, like a no brain,

they lie down on the couch, they assure they can order drinks-
(not to mention)

you assure them it’s fine, but deep down inside, you pin a blame!
(shellfish reside in water)

You, shocked, by their ‘hospitality’, (HOS-PE- TAL- ITY) no drinks, no snacks, how could it be?
(so they are relevant to the situation)

But dude, you gotta realize dude, (dude) water is essential as oxygen, the reason you live, don’t talk shit,

or your sure to get it!

Now, howsa’ ‘bout we change the scene,

hop in yo car, buckle yo’ seat! (FUCK)
Leaving that dump, what a dump! (DUMP) more boring than a tree, glad you finally get to leave- FREE!

You start trucking, to the nearest station,

arrived, you grab your stinky winky drinky, (Shellfish) (FUCK) (DUDE!) (DUMP) (Virgin)

put it on the counter, ensuring diabetes,(Type 2!)

swipe your card,

signed your papers, manifested yo’ death, taking your last breath,

sugar costed you an arm and a leg, couldn’t get off the stuff, but at least it tasted good, aye?


You walk out the store, take a swig, Mtn Dew Coke, Pepsi, what’ll it be?

I’ll tell ya what it is, it’s unhealthy, (shellfish)

it’s a free country, I’ll let you make your choice,

but don’t get mad, when I’m critical (FUCK)

Satisfied, ‘hydrated’,

you think to yourself, ‘next time I go to that chumps house, (DUMP)

I’ll bring a drink myself!’”

Is all you do is think of yourself?