**I’ve landed a job working for NASA as a satellite engineer (paid $195,000 yearly), have a beautiful wife who works in the medical field, a large brick house in the suburbs, and I’m constantly told how good-looking and intelligent I am. I have three cars and one truck in my car collection and it’s only continuing to grow. I was born into a lower-middle class family who had to work just to scrape off a small piece of change. I got straight As (and the occasional Bs and Cs) and was able to go to an exceptional college. I’m 36 years old, 6′ 2″, and I’ve gained over $25,000 in the stock market after I bought stocks during the 2008 recession. I’ve also saved 10% of my income for retirement since I first started working. And guess what? My penis is 6.3″ long as well. Last, I was the best on my high school’s track team (there were more than 80 studenta on the team) during my junior and senior year. **