No. My Brain operates at 100 percent 24/7. I am one of the rare examples of those not restricted to using 10 percent of their brain at a time. Bittersweet this condition, considering it causes me to paradoxically hyper focus on everything. It is a rare form of ADHD. I have to take amphetamine intravenously into my spinal cord which is a scary process since one slip up and I’m paralyzed forever within the palace, however grand, of my mind. Luckily my Brain makes sure I don’t make mistakes, so long as I have the injections every 32 hours. Ironic I know. This of course adds to my preexisting problems with sleep and insomnia, sleep walking. While ambien helped the insomnia it worsened the sleep walking. I had sleep walked to my car and managed to start driving. I’m ashamed of this and I vow never let it happen again as the police told me it is as bad as drunk driving. So I sacrificed ambien, a high price but for a high cost.

It wasn’t after I hit the highway that I had ran into the police. I first drove around city avenues and stopped at a near park where there was a small restaurant serving fast food. The only reason I know this is because I had a friend, more like acquaintance at the time, relay this story to the police and I. He was citing at one of the few chess tables in the park close to the restaurant where players came around dinner time. I evidently passed by one couple playing and I scoffed as he made what I found a silly move. He than challenged me to a game. I won within a few moves and he called his friend over, the chess teacher within that click of people. Told the teacher he had to play me. This guy wanted to see me lose. While I was technically asleep I played a long game of chess against this man. I’m told he kept looking in my eyes trying to read me but their was nothing to read. “Helluva a poker face on this one.” It was then the game was a draw. Everyone was disappointed but to their excitement the teacher who was a grandmaster said let’s go again but right before he could clear the board I moved one single piece across the board: checkmate. Everyone gasped I told. Anyway I evidently ate a lot of food cause they all bought me drinks and food. We began discoursing but I eventually left because as did everyone else because a child predator walked through the park. As they dispersed they told me the situation. I evidently noticed that the suitcase he was wheeling was unusual so I chased him. He immediately began to run. I followed. His car was parked close to mine and I began to follow him down the busy streets narrowly dodging traffic. When we hit the highway he sped up. I kept up. Cops say they clocked us at 120mph.

The police began to chase us, assumed we were drag racing. Or something more sinister since I was ramming his car. A helicopter began to light up both of us like we were centerstage in the drama that ensued, curtains open wide enough for all of NYC as the news copters started to tail is as well. Eventually he drove off the freeway. I came to a screeching halt as to not have the same fate fall upon me, or fall at all for that matter. The police circled me, nearly all of them except the few to check what happened to the overboard driver. At that moment nearly all attention was off me as they began to notice his car was floating, not just floating but floating forward! It took the rookie cops a few dead seconds to understand what was happening. The older officer knew. He was driving. On the water. This is a wanted man and it’s not the first time they’ve been close to catching him. He was like Jerry and the police were like Tom. They weren’t prepared, all they could do is call the national guard and then maybe they could call in the Navy. While all this is happening eyes are off me. I decided to do something about this. I opened my sunroof and began to climb one of the ropes hanging down from the helicopters above me, the one the men slid down moments before. Before they realize it’s too late. I’ve already made it up halfway on the rope of the heli and I am a fast climber. I yank the pilots door open and use leave maga to stun him and push him to the empty copilots seat. I began to fly the thing forward and lower to the water, now gaining on the boat car hybrid riding pedophile.