Oh Randall Sanders. I love you so much. Your masculine, heavy forearms. Your thick, meaty thighs. Your soothing and southern voice. Your beautiful gotee. Your perfectly combed white hair. Your stunning bow tie and your sexy apron. Oh Colonel Sanders, please fill my asshole with your kentucky fried cock. Please oh please give me your thick meaty cock. Your chicken may be great, but thats not the only cock I want from you. Oh Colonel Sanders, please, please, PLEASE plow me until I’m filled full like your biscuits and gravy. And when your done you can toss me out back with the leftover pieces of chicken, because then my life will truly be complete. Please Randall.

**I Love you**