No joke. Once my dogs penis got stuck out. Apparently they get excited and their penis locks until they get off. I didn’t know. So I called the vet cause it was extended to his front legs.

The vet said I could bring him in for $500 they would take care of him or I could massage it back in myself. I didn’t have that kind of mo eh so I ask how to do it. The operator told me to rub in a circular pattern below the exposed penis. I did. He came all over my arm. At that moment he went from being mans best friend to human being dogs best friend.

Of course, I had to call my mom to tell her of the situation that had occurred. She laughed so hard she cried. She hung up on me. 5 minutes later my grandma called me in tears laughing cause my mom told her how I jerked off my dog.

And yes that’s how I jerked my dog off. And yes he got castrated that weekend.