I use my vocal cords to summon the young Homosapian, which is also my biological son, known by the name Jonathan to whom I refer by the nickname Jonny, I use my vocal cords a second time to be absolutely sure the young Homosapian, which is also my biological son, known by the name Jonathan to whom I refer by the nickname Jonny have received the sound produced by my vocal cords and will shortly approach me to answer my query.

I am at close proximity to you, my homosapian biological father to whom I refer by the nickname papa, due to your demand to use your vocal cords to present me a question, what seems to be the problem that warranted my attention?

I present to you the query, Have you secretly consumed and digested sucrose, also known as sugar, While not under my supervision and without my approval?

You, my homosapian biological father to whom I refer by the nickname papa, assume that I have consumed and digested sucrose, also known as sugar, While not under your supervision and without your approval. However, your assumption would be incorrect due to the fact that I did not perform any of the acts you mentioned in your query.

I response to your answer with another query: I suspect that your statement regarding the subject is fiction, and because of that I suspect you of dishonesty towards your biological father, which is also your main authority figure. What is your response to my claim? Did you fabricate your involvement in the actions I mentioned in my first query to avoid consequences and punishment?

Using my vocal cords, I must state to you, my homosapian biological father to whom I refer by the nickname papa, that I have been completely honest with you, and did not alter any events to avoid punishment.

You must prove your innocence and honesty by performing the following action: separate your lips and two rows of teeth from each other. Performing these actions will reveal any traces of sucrose in your oral cavity, and determine the truth in your statements.

I open my mouth as instructed by my homosapian biological father to prove my innocence and honesty regarding my recent declarations. As a result, a sound coming of my vocal cords is produced, which resembles the following statement:







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