It’s really frustrating… and if I don’t just outright shit myself, I’ll have a case of diarrhea. I swear to God my hemorrhoid acts like a sprinkler system when that happens and I end up with shit everywhere. I don’t know, could have been the questionable egg that I ate for breakfast. I found it on the river last weekend but it sank to the bottom of a glass of water so what the fuck? This is the reason I don’t take showers often because I always mess it up anyway.