[robber breaks in]

[from the shadows he hears a whisper]

“whats this?”

“Who said that????”

“i can smell your… mmmmeat…from here…”

“N-no! Shut the fuck up!”

*pounces on robber*

“Oh God…. I’m so… hawwwwd…”

“No! Stop it! Get the fuck off me!!!”

“Fuck? Hmmm… now there’s an idea…”

“W-what are y- no don’t unzip that! Nooooooooo!”

*proceeds to rape robber*