Scp-14-j [object class: EUCLID]

Scp-14-j is a 220 kg psionic humanoid entity commonly referred to as a redditor.

psionic capabilities include: mind control.

Scp-14-j will often frequent a website know as Reddit, browsing for 6-15 hours a day. Scp-14-j’s primary goal seems to be to locate females browsing Reddit. Upon learning that a fellow Reddit user is female scp-14-j will use its psionic capabilities to make the target shit and piss violently. If scp 14-j fails to make the target shit and piss violently it will become hostile and breach containment. In case of breach level 3 or higher security personnel are authorized to use lethal force.

Containment procedures:

Scp-14-j is to be housed in a standard housing containment unit with reinforced doors and windows. Female security and research personnel are forbidden to be within 500 meters of said containment unit. Any female which enters this zone will begin to violently piss and shit, often resulting in total organ failure. Scp-14-j is to be provided with 1 desktop computer, monitor, keyboard, and mouse. Along with 1 bed and 50 bags of family sized Doritos per day. A cleaning crew of 3 males and 2 security guards are to enter scp-14-j’s containment unit for maintenance and cleaning of cum stains on the walls and ceiling.