MESSAGE: You really are the worst writer I can think of. You took the unique format of sterile lab reports and decided you were too good for the rules, so you write nothing but bloated interview logs full of blunt exposition. I’m genuinely impressed by how godawful your articles are, they’re like monuments to mediocrity, each one larger and more tedious than the last.

Your ego and pretentious garbage has ruined that site. You took something that belonged to everyone and said “waaah no this is MINE” Luke a big toddler. You take liberties with the works of others, constantly striving to “fix” anything that isn’t a dialogue-heavy slog.

If you wrote a novel your horrible prose would be laughed out of the scene but clearly you’re happy to be a big fish in a tiny pond basking in the adulation of actual children – the only ones dumb enough to take your ego at face-value.

You’re the literary form of cancer. You exist to spread, and ruin, everything you can get your greasy hands on.

Just waiting on the day your dirty laundry is exposed and everyone realizes what a para-social infectious pest you are.

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