There was a cars 9/11. According to Planes™(2014) planes in the Cars™ universe are in fact sentient and posses a soul. So that begs the question were the planes on 9/11 hijacked by Muslim extremist cars or were they in on it too? We’re they crying and screaming pleading for the parasites inside to seize control as their faces smacked the tower or were they laughing praying to their car Allah as they made impact? Was there black car slaves brought to work on southern plantations brought on sentient cargo ships from the car congo? Does car imperialism exist? Is there a car class system? Police brutality? Can you pick your class? Why must you, a car firetruck, be bound to protect those ungrateful just because you were born red? Do cars mate? How do cars become in existence? Do the car higher ups build other cars to fit the needs of society? Is there like some sort of car iluminati? Man. Man. Is there a car Jesus? Did he die on a giant cross? How did he even get up there? Did they jack him up there?