Here’s the fuckin’ thing, here’s the fuckin reason – here, here’s the fuckin’ thing, you see these guys; they come in here and they fucking think – they fucking think that they can really, really work it through. They think that they can come to me – They think that they can come in here, come into my house – that they can just come in and just do what ever they want. They think that they can come in here and do what ever they want. They think that they’re OK, that they’re OK to do what ever they want, they just don’t want to come into my house, MY house, a – because, I will be READY for them. I am one-hundred percent justifiably ready; every single second of my life I’ve trained for this moment. Every single – every single, waking moment of my life I’ve been trained; ready and willing to fight and beat up anyone who comes into MY house and they think they can come into my house; they just believe, they think they know, they think they feel, they think they can speak whatever they want in My house; then they come into MY house and I can beat them up, do whatever I want to them in MY house and they think they can do whatever they want, but I will fight them with every last tooth and nail. In MY house, they will be ready for it – they can’t understand that I’m ready for it in MY house and they don’t know that I will always be ready for them in MY house, and I just wanna let you know that I will be ready for you in MY. HOUSE.

Because if you come into MY house I will be so ready for you, that your ass is gonna fall out, you’re just gonna walk right in and your ass is gonna fall out onto the floor and I’m gonna have to go get the shovel and scoop it up, and then maybe you and I can go to a Caribou Coffee, or a Starbucks, then MY house, come back later then drink some of that coffee; then I’m gonna beat. you. the. fuck. up, and then I’m gonna take you to the hospital because earlier your ass fell out and neither of us noticed. So I’m gonna take you to the hospital, I’m gonna treat you to a nice hospital dinner, I’m gonna go to the hospital cafeteria and get you a milk, maybe a chocolate milk if I’m feelin’ really good. Then I’m gonna come back to the hospital room, where you’re sitting there, your ass fallen out; they’re doing surgery but I don’t give a fuck; I walk in hand you the chocolate milk, your ass is knocked out because your ass is OUT… and they’re trying to put it back in. So I hand you a chocolate milk, but you’re asleep so I keep trying to force feed you the chocolate milk and the doctors are trying to get me out and then I go back to MY house and then I take a nap… and then I wake up.