So for context I am in cohabitation with my dog. Nothing too sexual but we do have sex every afternoon (so it’s not everyday right?)

My dog was taken to the vet where he told me that my dog was male, which is crazy because I could see his male genitalia under those tights I made him wear. I thought animals didn’t have gender? Is this a woke thing now?

Anyways now I’m worried I might be gay. I did the minimum by saying no homo and wearing socks but I don’t know if I did it everytime. Please I can’t be gay, there is a legacy in my family for all gay members to join showbiz and I don’t have the chops for acting. Can somebody confirm PLZ