And when you read this you also farted or are about to fart no point in denying it. My ass crack is burning, as I just propelled a high concentration of thermal energy that collided with the surface I’m sitting on. Despite my bum burning harder than the suns surface, I can’t help but create friction between my steamy ass and the impact area. Finally I lift my ass to let the gas free at once, I smell it and you do too because life is short and curiosity will kill you one day. If I had to guess, that’s the best smelling Zyklon B dare I say. As the gas dissipated, and my seat warmed up I resume my brigade in Reddit’s r/AmITheAsshole.