Hwæt didon ge efne becwetan ymb mec, þu lytel bicce? Ic gewilt geagnian ge cunnan Ic faran hiehþ in min burig in se Lagu-fyrd Siels, ond Ic beon eac in manig deogol gefeohtan on Æl-Ceada, ond Ic geagnian ofer Þrie-hunden acwellan. Ic ahebban orlege in gorilla hiw, ond Ic beon se eoldre fyrdrinc in æt se Anglefyrd. Eow beon nanwuht to mec ac efne sum wælsc. I gewilt ofslean Þu se fuhk onweg eac cræft næfre loclocan on se EorÞ, gehlystan min runen. Ge mod Þu canne socn from eac spræc swa Þa on se internet? Cunnan eft, fuhker. Wit spræc swa Ic spræc eac min deogol sætere on Þu IP is beon huntoÞ nu swa ge eaxle ge-gearwian for Þa scur. Ða scur Þa ofsleans ut Þa liðung lytel neadÞing ge nama eow cwic. Ðu beon fuhking dead, bærn. Ic beon in æt lands on æt tid, on Ic canne ofslean ge in ofer seonfen-hund þeawas, ond Þa efne eac min folme. Nic Ic beon watan in orlege, ac I geagnian Þa ansund Anglefyrd in mec folme ond Ic gewilt broc se to se rihtcynn to forleosan eow beæften fran se land, Þu lytel cwead. Ge wata hwa eow lytel list beot form beran ofdune on Þu, ge form geagian æstandan eow fuhking asliden, ac ge cuÞen nic, cuÞen Þu? Ge godawiergan dwæs. I gewilt dung geris æt ofer Þu on Þu gewilt besencan in Þa. Ge beon ealdorleas bærn.