Time to revolutionize backyard BBQs, my fellow centrists!

We must seize the means of the grilling from unscrupulous corporations trying to sell us their so-called “first-grade cuts” at outrageous prices!

We shall protect our ancestors’ long-held tradition! Our fathers and grandfathers shall look down from heaven and be proud of us, their descendants, for teaching the values of a good family barbeque to future generations!

We must defend the layman’s personal right to enjoy a good grilling with their families, friends and neighbors!

We must let our differences aside, whether you grill, broil, smoke, roast or fry. We must unite and bring change to our corrupt world!

Let’s empower pitmasters all around the world so they carry out our glorious grilling revolution!

This, my centrist brothers and sisters, is the **Centrist Manifesto!**

And now, a few words by a fellow grilling enjoyer!

“I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don’t have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it’s good for me. It’s the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot… that’s it. I don’t see what’s so hard to believe about that.”

\-Micheal Scott from The Office.

An inspiration to us all, my fellow centrists! This is what we should strive for the future! And that’s what we will achieve!