After a long day of work, Kanye West was Kanye stressed. He goes to his Kanye nest to take a Kanye rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye best. Then he got Kanye dressed in his Kanye vest to go on his daily Kanye quest. He left to go to church to get Kanye blessed. Halfway there, he suddenly got Kanye distressed. He Kanye confessed that he forgot to brush his teeth, had he lost his Kanye crest? He wasn’t Kanye impressed with whatever Kanye pest stole his toothpaste. He truly was Kanye depressed. He Kanye addressed that he was Kanye obsessed with hygiene. But then, he became filled with Kanye zest. He realized this whole thing was a silly Kanye jest. He knew his feelings had been all Kanye compressed inside his Kanye chest. Finally, he spoke his mind. “My neighbor stole my toothpaste!!” He Kanye expressed. He Kanye progressed to his neighbor’s house to Kanye protest. His neighbor opened the door to see the uninvited Kanye guest. “DON’T KANYE TEST ME, BITCH!! I know you stole my Kanye crest, I Kanye request you return it!!”

“Now let me Kanye assess you. I Kanye suggest you Kanye invest in some more crest. I didn’t Kanye finesse what you Kanye possess.”

To this day, Kanye still Kanye detests his neighbor and wishes to have him Kanye arrested.