I want the peashooter from Plants vs zombies to suck my dick. His mouth is the perfect glory hole. And it has to be the original one. You expect me to willingly get my dick sucked from Peashooter but rodrick? No way, that book was my childhood. The fire and ice ones are too hot and too cold. How can a plant be hairy? I only have 1 dick. What even is that purple goo stuff? Gross. Don’t wanna get that down my urethra. What I DO want is for my cock to be stroked and sucked by this chad of a plant. God how I want him to give me oral.