“Men do locker room talk it’s disgusting” women: proceed to talk about the exact color based on HEX color code, length and width down to the millimeter, the exact degree of deviance from the center, and location of each vein on a guy’s penis, the duration of how long he lasted in hours, minutes and milliseconds, the exact number of ounces and viscosity of ejaculate, phases used and number of breaths during sex, with the temperature of each breath measured in degrees Fahrenheit, and with everything rated on a scale relative to other men she has hooked up with, as well as a number based system non-relative to any other men, all typed up in MLA format, then sent into every group chat she is in.