On the first day of Christmas, r/shitpostcrusaders gave to me, one HoeHoeHoe Biiiiiiittcccchh. On the second day of Christmas, r/shitpostcrusaders gave to me, two Jo-ballin Giftsssssss, and one HoeHoeHoe Biiiiiiittcccchh. On the third day of Christmas, r/shitpostcrusaders gave to me, three SOHO CHI HO SADAME ——— HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO, two Jo-ballin Giftssssssss, and one HoeHoeHoe Biiiiiiittcccchh. On the fourth day of Christmas, r/shitpostcrusaders gave to me, 4 Mista-etoes, three SOHO CHI HO SADAME ——— HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO, two Jo-ballin Giftssssssss, and one HoeHoeHoe Biiiiiiittcccchh. On the fifth day of Christmas, r/shitpostcrusaders gave to me, five Gyrornaments, 4 Mista-etoes, three SOHO CHI HO SADAME ——— HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO, two Jo-ballin Giftssssssss, and one HoeHoeHoe Biiiiiiittcccchh. On the sixth day of Christmas, r/shitpostcrusaders gave to me, six Hoo Fighters, five Gyrornaments, 4 Mista-etoes, three SOHO CHI HO SADAME ——— HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO, two Jo-ballin Giftssssssss, and one HoeHoeHoe Biiiiiiittcccchh. On the 7th day of Christmas, r/shitpostcrusaders gave to me, seven Polnareff Arbre-nareffs, six Hoo Fighters, five Gyrornaments, 4 Mista-etoes, three SOHO CHI HO SADAME ——— HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO, two Jo-ballin Giftssssssss, and one HoeHoeHoe Biiiiiiittcccchh. On the 8th day of Christmas, r/shitpostcrusaders gave to me, eight Eggnog Chugging Dios, seven Polnareff Arbre-nareffs, six Hoo Fighters, five Gyrornaments, 4 Mista-etoes, three SOHO CHI HO SADAME ——— HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO, two Jo-ballin Giftssssssss, and one HoeHoeHoe Biiiiiiittcccchh. On the 9th day of Christmas, r/shitpostcrusaders gave to me, nine Eggnog Chugging Giornos, eight Eggnog Chugging Dios, seven Polnareff Arbre-nareffs, six Hoo Fighters, five Gyrornaments, 4 Mista-etoes, three SOHO CHI HO SADAME ——— HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO, two Jo-ballin Giftssssssss, and one HoeHoeHoe Biiiiiiittcccchh. On the tenth day of Christmas, r/shitpostcrusaders gave to me, ten Hanukkah Tonios, nine Eggnog Chugging Giornos, eight Eggnog Chugging Dios, seven Polnareff Arbre-nareffs, six Hoo Fighters, five Gyrornaments, 4 Mista-etoes, three SOHO CHI HO SADAME ——— HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO, two Jo-ballin Giftssssssss, and one HoeHoeHoe Biiiiiiittcccchh. On the 11th day of Christmas, r/shitpostcrusaders gave to me, eleven Donutyoins(RIP), ten Hanukkah Tonios, nine Eggnog Chugging Giornos, eight Eggnog Chugging Dios, seven Polnareff Arbre-nareffs, six Hoo Fighters, five Gyrornaments, 4 Mista-etoes, three SOHO CHI HO SADAME ——— HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO, two Jo-ballin Giftssssssss, and one HoeHoeHoe Biiiiiiittcccchh. On 12th day of Christmas, r/shitpostcrusaders gave to me, twelve Dieggos, eleven Donutyoins(RIP), ten Hanukkah Tonios, nine Eggnog Chugging Giornos, eight Eggnog Chugging Dios, seven Polnareff Arbre-nareffs, six Hoo Fighters, five Gyrornaments, 4 Mista-etoes, three SOHO CHI HO SADAME ——— HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO, two Jo-ballin Giftssssssss, and one HoeHoeHoe Biiiiiiittcccchh. On the 13th day of Christmas, r/shitpostcrusaders gave to me, thirteen St. Lisa Lisas, twelve Dieggos, eleven Donutyoins(RIP), ten Hanukkah Tonios, nine Eggnog Chugging Giornos, eight Eggnog Chugging Dios, seven Polnareff Arbre-nareffs, six Hoo Fighters, five Gyrornaments, 4 Mista-etoes, three SOHO CHI HO SADAME ——— HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO, two Jo-ballin Giftssssssss, and one HoeHoeHoe. On the 14th day of Christmas, r/shitpostcrusaders gave to me, fourteen Menorah Oingos, thirteen St. Lisa Lisas, twelve Dieggos, eleven Donutyoins(RIP), ten Hanukkah Tonios, nine Eggnog Chugging Giornos, eight Eggnog Chugging Dios, seven Polnareff Arbre-nareffs, six Hoo Fighters, five Gyrornaments, 4 Mista-etoes, three SOHO CHI HO SADAME ——— HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO, two Jo-ballin Giftssssssss, and one HoeHoeHoe. On the 15th day of Christmas, r/shitpostcrusaders gave to me, fifteen Jolatkes, fourteen Menorah Oingos, thirteen St. Lisa Lisas, twelve Dieggos, eleven Donutyoins(RIP), ten Hanukkah Tonios, nine Eggnog Chugging Giornos, eight Eggnog Chugging Dios, seven Polnareff Arbre-nareffs, six Hoo Fighters, five Gyrornaments, 4 Mista-etoes, three SOHO CHI HO SADAME ——— HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO, two Jo-ballin Giftssssssss, and one HoeHoeHoe. On the 16th day of Christmas, r/shitpostcrusaders gave to me, sixteen KUREIJIMENORA~, fifteen Jolatkes, fourteen Menorah Oingos, thirteen St. Lisa Lisas, twelve Dieggos, eleven Donutyoins(RIP), ten Hanukkah Tonios, nine Eggnog Chugging Giornos, eight Eggnog Chugging Dios, seven Polnareff Arbre-nareffs, six Hoo Fighters, five Gyrornaments, 4 Mista-etoes, three SOHO CHI HO SADAME ——— HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO, two Jo-ballin Giftssssssss, and one HoeHoeHoe. On the 17th day of Christmas, r/shitpostcrusaders gave to me, seventeen Hanukkah Thoseph’s, sixteen KUREIJIMENORA~, fifteen Jolatkes, fourteen Menorah Oingos, thirteen St. Lisa Lisas, twelve Dieggos, eleven Donutyoins(RIP), ten Hanukkah Tonios, nine Eggnog Chugging Giornos, eight Eggnog Chugging Dios, seven Polnareff Arbre-nareffs, six Hoo Fighters, five Gyrornaments, 4 Mista-etoes, three SOHO CHI HO SADAME ——— HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO, two Jo-ballin Giftssssssss, and one HoeHoeHoe. On the 18th day of Christmas, r/shitpostcrusaders gave to me, eighteen HANUKKAH EXPERIENCE REQUIEM, seventeen Hanukkah Thoseph’s, sixteen KUREIJIMENORA~, fifteen Jolatkes, fourteen Menorah Oingos, thirteen St. Lisa Lisas, twelve Dieggos, eleven Donutyoins(RIP), ten Hanukkah Tonios, nine Eggnog Chugging Giornos, eight Eggnog Chugging Dios, seven Polnareff Arbre-nareffs, six Hoo Fighters, five Gyrornaments, 4 Mista-etoes, three SOHO CHI HO SADAME ——— HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO, two Jo-ballin Giftssssssss, and one HoeHoeHoe. On the 19th day of Christmas, r/shitpostcrusaders gave to me, nineteen Christmaesars, eighteen HANUKKAH EXPERIENCE REQUIEM, seventeen Hanukkah Thoseph’s, sixteen KUREIJIMENORA~, fifteen Jolatkes, fourteen Menorah Oingos, thirteen St. Lisa Lisas, twelve Dieggos, eleven Donutyoins(RIP), ten Hanukkah Tonios, nine Eggnog Chugging Giornos, eight Eggnog Chugging Dios, seven Polnareff Arbre-nareffs, six Hoo Fighters, five Gyrornaments, 4 Mista-etoes, three SOHO CHI HO SADAME ——— HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO, two Jo-ballin Giftssssssss, and one HoeHoeHoe. On the 20th day of Christmas, r/shitpostcrusaders gave to me, twenty Josephs Praying, nineteen Christmaesars, eighteen HANUKKAH EXPERIENCE REQUIEM, seventeen Hanukkah Thoseph’s, sixteen KUREIJIMENORA~, fifteen Jolatkes, fourteen Menorah Oingos, thirteen St. Lisa Lisas, twelve Dieggos, eleven Donutyoins(RIP), ten Hanukkah Tonios, nine Eggnog Chugging Giornos, eight Eggnog Chugging Dios, seven Polnareff Arbre-nareffs, six Hoo Fighters, five Gyrornaments, 4 Mista-etoes, three SOHO CHI HO SADAME ——— HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO, two Jo-ballin Giftssssssss, and one HoeHoeHoe. On the 21st day of Christmas, r/shitpostcrusaders gave to me, twenty one Christmas Tonios, twenty Josephs Praying, nineteen Christmaesars, eighteen HANUKKAH EXPERIENCE REQUIEM, seventeen Hanukkah Thoseph’s, sixteen KUREIJIMENORA~, fifteen Jolatkes, fourteen Menorah Oingos, thirteen St. Lisa Lisas, twelve Dieggos, eleven Donutyoins(RIP), ten Hanukkah Tonios, nine Eggnog Chugging Giornos, eight Eggnog Chugging Dios, seven Polnareff Arbre-nareffs, six Hoo Fighters, five Gyrornaments, 4 Mista-etoes, three SOHO CHI HO SADAME ——— HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO, two Jo-ballin Giftssssssss, and one HoeHoeHoe. On the 22nd day of Christmas, r/shitpostcrusaders gave to me, twenty two Santa Platinums, twenty one Christmas Tonios, twenty Josephs Praying, nineteen Christmaesars, eighteen HANUKKAH EXPERIENCE REQUIEM, seventeen Hanukkah Thoseph’s, sixteen KUREIJIMENORA~, fifteen Jolatkes, fourteen Menorah Oingos, thirteen St. Lisa Lisas, twelve Dieggos, eleven Donutyoins(RIP), ten Hanukkah Tonios, nine Eggnog Chugging Giornos, eight Eggnog Chugging Dios, seven Polnareff Arbre-nareffs, six Hoo Fighters, five Gyrornaments, 4 Mista-etoes, three SOHO CHI HO SADAME ——— HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO, two Jo-ballin Giftssssssss, and one HoeHoeHoe. On the 23rd of Christmas, r/shitpostcrusaders gave to me, twenty three Yomanstas, twenty two Santa Platinums, twenty one Christmas Tonios, twenty Josephs Praying, nineteen Christmaesars, eighteen HANUKKAH EXPERIENCE REQUIEM, seventeen Hanukkah Thoseph’s, sixteen KUREIJIMENORA~, fifteen Jolatkes, fourteen Menorah Oingos, thirteen St. Lisa Lisas, twelve Dieggos, eleven Donutyoins(RIP), ten Hanukkah Tonios, nine Eggnog Chugging Giornos, eight Eggnog Chugging Dios, seven Polnareff Arbre-nareffs, six Hoo Fighters, five Gyrornaments, 4 Mista-etoes, three SOHO CHI HO SADAME ——— HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO, two Jo-ballin Giftssssssss, and one HoeHoeHoe. On the 24th day of Christmas, r/shitpostcrusaders gave to me, twenty four Waiting Christmas Kiras, twenty three Yomanstas, twenty two Santa Platinums, twenty one Christmas Tonios, twenty Josephs Praying, nineteen Christmaesars, eighteen HANUKKAH EXPERIENCE REQUIEM, seventeen Hanukkah Thoseph’s, sixteen KUREIJIMENORA~, fifteen Jolatkes, fourteen Menorah Oingos, thirteen St. Lisa Lisas, twelve Dieggos, eleven Donutyoins(RIP), ten Hanukkah Tonios, nine Eggnog Chugging Giornos, eight Eggnog Chugging Dios, seven Polnareff Arbre-nareffs, six Hoo Fighters, five Gyrornaments, 4 Mista-etoes, three SOHO CHI HO SADAME ——— HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO, two Jo-ballin Giftssssssss, and one HoeHoeHoe.

On the 25th day of Christmas, r/shitpostcrusaders gave to me, twenty five twenty five twenty five twenty days Last Christmas Jonathans, twenty Josephs Praying, nineteen Christmaesars, eighteen HANUKKAH EXPERIENCE REQUIEM, seventeen Hanukkah Thoseph’s, sixteen KUREIJIMENORA~, fifteen Jolatkes, fourteen Menorah Oingos, thirteen St. Lisa Lisas, twelve Dieggos, eleven Donutyoins(RIP), ten Hanukkah Tonios, nine Eggnog Chugging Giornos, eight Eggnog Chugging Dios, seven Polnareff Arbre-nareffs, six Hoo Fighters, five Gyrornaments, 4 Mista-etoes, three SOHO CHI HO SADAME ——— HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO, two Jo-ballin Giftssssssss, and one Hoehoehoe.