I actually feel sorry for you. You walking in on her masturbating while on a beach house vacation could have turned into a very hot and memorable moment for both of you and you blew it.

Who cares if she was masturbating to your best friend or to a hot dog? She was in a passionate frenzy and you could have made the most it for yourself but instead you are wasting precious vacation time on Reddit. It’s a scenario that most men would die for.

Fantasizing is normal and healthy and you should have joined in the fun!
And to the “behaving like a teenager comment”: who cares? You’re on vacation! Maybe she wanted to let loose and be spontaneous for once in your obviously vanilla lives?

Really, what a shame and what a waste of a chance to make an amazing memory and kick off a vacation full of hot sex. I’m shaking my head in disbelief.