As their bodies smashed together, sweat dripped down his back. Tongues colliding, they rubbed up against each other passionately.

“I love you so much, babe,” Thomas Jefferson groaned passionately as their arms interlocked,

Thomas Edison couldn’t help but feel overjoyed. He had never been so in love before, and he never wanted it to end. “I love you too,” he replied, before locking their lips together once again.

Panting, they eventually pulled away from each other. They both knew that they needed to take things slow, but it was so hard when they were so deeply in love.

“I don’t know what I would do without you,” Edison said, resting his forehead against Thomas Jefferson’s.

“Don’t worry, you’ll never have to find out.”Thomas Jefferson replied, before kissing him gently.

Despite the challenges they faced, they knew that they could overcome anything as long as they had each other. They were soulmates, and nothing was ever going to change that.

That was, nothing other than death. Thomas Edison fucking died on the spot and Thomas Jefferson, in his shock, jumped out the window.

The end.