“What word starts with a n, ends in igga, is a word that black people refer to their friends as, and is also the world that I just whispered in your ear”? Steve asked his contestant slyly. The audience sat in anticipation for the attendee’s answer. It was a few short seconds until..

“Nigga” the contestant said calmly. Steve Harvey slammed his body into the ground, shaking the gameshow themed desks around him. Everyone in the audience began laughing at Harvey’s actions. The contestant looked uncomfortable and confused. Harvey began screaming in a high pitched tone as he slowly stood up, clenching his chest in his hand. Once he finally got up, Harvey ran towards the humiliated contestant all the while deeply wailing as if he were a dying hippopotamus and drop kicked him right in the genitalia, sending him flying into the wall with extreme force. The crowd laughed even louder. Then, Steve froze, paralyzed, and pale. The gameshow spectators were gasping for air, trying to stop laughing. He then ran to the corner of the show stage, pulled down his pants, and began defecating down the stage steps. The audience were choking, coughing as they were struggling to breathe. A few of them had passed out, as they laughed themselves into a coma. Harvey’s feces were blood red, and his anus wouldn’t stop bleeding. He then let out one final bellow, and fell to his death into his own pile of fecal matter. At this point, everyone in the audience has passed out because of their intense cackling.

The local forensic pathologist took Steve Harvey’s corpse to see how he died. Turns out, hearing the word “nigga” sent his heart into a hyperactive state, increasing his bpm to over 400 per minute. He then died of a heart attack.