So on Friday morning I went for a shower (as you do), and when I got back, my Yang Body Pillow was on my bed and my mom was in my room looking for a pair of pants that she wants me to wear for some event. I thought as I entered the room “OH FUCK!”, instead she said “I found this under your bed, it’s beautiful”. I’m not shitting you, this actually happened. She even commented on how soft and comfortable it is. (She has seen season 1 of RWBY and knows that Yang’s my favourite character) I’m thankful that she doesn’t realize ANY implications because of this. Today we had guests over at our house, my Mom wanted to give someone a tour of the house…every…fucking…room. I didn’t realize this at the time and I was working on my bed and I had my Yang body pillow at my side because a) she the queen and b) it’s really comfortable. When she got to my room, she told the guest about my body pillow and how cool and comfortable it was. She even felt it and the guest did the same. Reminder: This happened today, two grown women in their 40s were feeling my Yang Body Pillow. I’m actually dead of hyperventilation caused by laughter.